天籁音乐:杯具圣诞节 一起来吐槽X-M@$

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杯具圣诞节 一起来吐槽：X-M@$


Corey Taylor




X-M@$，看到这个纠结的歌名，你也许猜到是一首圣诞歌曲，但是——风格是不是太诡异了点？这首圣诞单曲来自美国死亡金属乐团Slipknot的主音Corey Taylor，请自动忽视这首歌里的各种粗口吧~圣诞节嘛，怎么样都是欢乐的。


Ho Ho Ho Ho!

There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes¹ and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It’s Merry Christmas seeping² through my walls
Now I’m no wiccan commie or nothing
But there’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand
It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it’ll surely make a fool out of every man
HA

If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle³ bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain’t cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack⁴ and coke
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit⁵
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate⁶ jolly noise
And tell the world:
“Let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change”
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA

So if I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
If I ain’t cockeyed it ain’t Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!