英文幽默笑话：我跟她还不熟

时间：2016-06-29 04:30:49

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Not Knowing Her Well

　　Wife¹: Bill², the man in that house opposite³ always kisses⁴ his wife when he leaves⁵ in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?

　　Husband⁶: Well, I don't know her very well yet⁷.

　　我跟她还不熟

　　妻子：比尔，住在对面那所房子的那个男人早上出门前总要吻一下妻子，晚上回来时再吻一下，你为什么不那样做呢？

　　丈夫：哦，我跟她还不是很熟。

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1 wife
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
She is my wife.她是我妻子。 He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。

2 bill
(Bill)比尔(男名)；n.帐单，钞票，票据，清单；议案，法案；广告；鸟嘴，喙；vt.开帐单，用海报宣传，把...列成表
参考例句：
Bill is both a good swimmer and a good cook.比尔不仅是个游泳好手，而且是个烹调能手。 It will save trouble if you pay the bill now.如果你现在付账就没事了。

3 opposite
adj.相对的，相反的，对面的；prep.对面
参考例句：
The post office is opposite (to) the station.邮局在车站的对面。 Black and white are opposite.黑与白是截然相反的。

4 kisses
n.吻( kiss的名词复数 )；轻拂，轻触v.吻( kiss的第三人称单数 )；轻拂，轻触
参考例句：
She kisses his lips; he kisses hers; they solemnly bless each other. 她吻吻他的嘴唇，他也吻吻她的嘴唇，两人彼此郑重地祝福。来自英汉文学 - 双城记 Men set such a store by kisses, though Heaven alone knew why. 男人总是非常重视亲吻的，其中的缘故只有天知道。来自飘（部分）

5 leaves
n.树叶，花瓣； leaf 的复数； leave 的单数第三人称现在式
参考例句：
The walk was covered with leaves.这人行道上满是树叶。 Will you check on the time the train leaves?请你核对一下火车开出的时间好吗？

6 husband
n.丈夫
参考例句：
My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。 I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。

7 yet
adv.还，仍然，即刻；conj.尽管，然而
参考例句：
I am not ready yet.我还没有准备好。 Beautiful as she is,she didn't find a boyfriend yet.尽管她很漂亮，但还没找到男朋友呢。