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If You Love Somebody

时间:2013-03-19 01:11:27

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   THE ORIGINAL VERSION:

  If you love something,
  Set it free...
  If it comes back, it's yours,
  If it doesn't, it never was yours....
  THE PESSIMIST1 VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free ...
  If she ever comes back, she's yours,
  If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
  THE OPTIMIST2 VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free ...
  Don't worry, she will come back.
  THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free ...
  If she ever comes back, ask her why.
  THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free ...
  If she doesn't comes back within some time limit,
  Forget her.
  THE PATIENT VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free ...
  If she doesn't come back, continue to wait,
  Until she comes back ...
  THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free ...
  If she comes back, and if you love her still,
  Set her free again, repeat *
  THE LAWYER'S VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free...
  Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment3 of the Matrimonial Freedom
  Act clearly states that...
  THE BILL GATES VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free...
  If she comes back,
  I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also
  going to get an upgrade.
  THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::
  If you love somebody.
  Set her free...
  If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
  If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.
  THE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
  If you love somebody.
  Don't ever set her free.
  THE MBA VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free...
  Instantaneously...
  And look for others simultaneously4.
  THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free...
  If she comes back, her super ego5 is dominant6.
  If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme7.
  If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
  THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free...
  If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.
  If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
  THE MARKETING8 VERSION:
  If you love somebody,
  Set her free...
  If she comes back, she has brand loyalty9.
  If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.

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1 pessimist lMtxU     
n.悲观者;悲观主义者;厌世
参考例句:
  • An optimist laughs to forget.A pessimist forgets to laugh.乐观者笑着忘却,悲观者忘记怎样笑。
  • The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity.The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.悲观者在每个机会中都看到困难,乐观者在每个困难中都看到机会。
2 optimist g4Kzu     
n.乐观的人,乐观主义者
参考例句:
  • We are optimist and realist.我们是乐观主义者,又是现实主义者。
  • Peter,ever the optimist,said things were bound to improve.一向乐观的皮特说,事情必定是会好转的。
3 amendment Mx8zY     
n.改正,修正,改善,修正案
参考例句:
  • The amendment was rejected by 207 voters to 143.这项修正案以207票对143票被否决。
  • The Opposition has tabled an amendment to the bill.反对党已经就该议案提交了一项修正条款。
4 simultaneously 4iBz1o     
adv.同时发生地,同时进行地
参考例句:
  • The radar beam can track a number of targets almost simultaneously.雷达波几乎可以同时追着多个目标。
  • The Windows allow a computer user to execute multiple programs simultaneously.Windows允许计算机用户同时运行多个程序。
5 ego 7jtzw     
n.自我,自己,自尊
参考例句:
  • He is absolute ego in all thing.在所有的事情上他都绝对自我。
  • She has been on an ego trip since she sang on television.她上电视台唱过歌之后就一直自吹自擂。
6 dominant usAxG     
adj.支配的,统治的;占优势的;显性的;n.主因,要素,主要的人(或物);显性基因
参考例句:
  • The British were formerly dominant in India.英国人从前统治印度。
  • She was a dominant figure in the French film industry.她在法国电影界是个举足轻重的人物。
7 supreme PHqzc     
adj.极度的,最重要的;至高的,最高的
参考例句:
  • It was the supreme moment in his life.那是他一生中最重要的时刻。
  • He handed up the indictment to the supreme court.他把起诉书送交最高法院。
8 marketing Boez7e     
n.行销,在市场的买卖,买东西
参考例句:
  • They are developing marketing network.他们正在发展销售网络。
  • He often goes marketing.他经常去市场做生意。
9 loyalty gA9xu     
n.忠诚,忠心
参考例句:
  • She told him the truth from a sense of loyalty.她告诉他真相是出于忠诚。
  • His loyalty to his friends was never in doubt.他对朋友的一片忠心从来没受到怀疑。