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大学生英语幽默短剧剧本

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   英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money

  Scene1(At Salesman’s home)
  N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!?
  S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……?
  Oops1! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)?
  First, put the flour on the table.?
  Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)?
  Now press, press……?
  Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)?
  Press, press……?
  Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!?
  Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……?
  Now let me cut it into pieces!
  另一个
  白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs2 英文短剧本旁白:Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous3. She dressed Snow White in rags4 and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop5 the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
  白雪:( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely6.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
  魔镜:Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty7! What do you want to know?
  皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?
  魔镜:Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.
  皇后:She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.
  你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改
  英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money
  Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)?
  Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景Scene1(At Salesman’s home)
  N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
  S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……?
  Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)?
  First, put the flour on the table.?
  Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)?
  Now press, press……?
  Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情)?
  Press, press……?
  Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!?
  Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe……?
  Now let me cut it into pieces!?
  One, two, three, four, five……(用脏菜刀)?
  Wow, everything is ready!?
  糖果钻出来(跳舞),跳完后,非常难过地说:Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…?
  S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……?
  C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2(At the school gate)
  N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩)?
  (小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝):Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……?
  M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!?
  A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!?
  M: Let’s ask him.?
  A: OK!?
  C: Don’t buy me!(非常焦急)?
  M&A: Why??
  C: I’m dirty!?
  M: No, you look nice!?
  C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)?
  S: Candies! Candies!(引诱两个女孩)?
  M&A: How much are they??
  S: Do you have money?(轻蔑)?
  M&A: Money?(对视)
  M:Oh, I’ve no money!(失落之极)?
  A: Me too.?
  S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)?
  M: What can we do now??
  A: Let’s ask dad for money.?
  M: But how to ask??
  A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.(自信)?
  M: Good idea!(全部下场)
  Scene 3:(At Maggie’s home)
  N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)?
  M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)?
  A: And play the guitar for us!?
  M: We know you play so well!?
  (爸爸诧异地看着孩子)?
  D: Oh? What a bright day today!?
  M&A: Please, dad!(哀求)?
  D:OKOK! Let’s.?
  (取吉他,开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss??
  M&A: Of course!?
  (开始弹,第一段孩子随节奏起舞,第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话,爸爸停止弹琴。)?
  D: What’s the matter??
  M: Dad, we have no money!?
  A: Can we have some please??
  D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.?
  M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.?
  A: They look so sweet and nice!?
  M: Other students always buy them!?
  D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理,转头看报,孩子回到房间)?
  M: What shall we do now??
  A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)?
  M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)?
  M: Dad, I want a new eraser!?
  A: I want a longer ruler!?
  M&A: Dad, please!?
  D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!?
  M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)?
  A: And my ruler is broken.(拿出断尺)?
  D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know??
  M&A: Yes, sir!?
  D: Here you are !( 给钱)?
  M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴,下场)N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.?
  (孩子高兴地买了糖,边吃边回家,小贩下场,孩子到家后肚子痛)?
  M: Aiyo!……(两人躬着背进场)?
  A: …….?
  D: What’s wrong??
  M: I’ve a stomachache!?
  A: Me too!?
  D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate??
  M: Yes. We had some candies just now.?
  A: I had some too!?
  D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!(生气)?
  M: But they look nice!?
  A: And tastes good!?
  M&A: Aiyo……?
  D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!?
  M&A: OK.
  Scene 4: (At the school gate)
  N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.?
  (正走到校门口,发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)?
  P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!?
  C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)?
  S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…?
  C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!?
  M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…(指着小贩)?
  D: He??
  (警察走过来问爸爸,朝小孩)?
  P: What’s the matter with them??
  D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.?
  S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……?
  P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty8? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.(非常严厉)?
  S: OK. I know. (羞愧)?
  C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.?
  Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.?
  D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you??
  M&A: OK, dad!?
  P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.?
  D: OK, Let’s go.?
  N(出场): A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon9 must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.
 

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int.哎哟( 表示惊讶;沮丧;狼狈;轻度道歉等)
参考例句:
  • Oops!I'm on the wrong plane!糟糕!我上错飞机了!
  • Oops!I nearly dropped my cup of tea!哎呀!我险些儿把自己的一杯茶掉到地上!
2 dwarfs a9ddd2c1a88a74fc7bd6a9a0d16c2817     
n.侏儒,矮子(dwarf的复数形式)vt.(使)显得矮小(dwarf的第三人称单数形式)
参考例句:
  • Shakespeare dwarfs other dramatists. 莎士比亚使其他剧作家相形见绌。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The new building dwarfs all the other buildings in the town. 新大楼使城里所有其他建筑物都显得矮小了。 来自辞典例句
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adj.妒忌的,猜忌的;精心守护的
参考例句:
  • He was jealous when he discovered that she loved someone else.当他发现她爱别人的时候,他吃醋了。
  • An honorable Chinese citizen should be jealous of his own rights.一名光荣的中国公民应当珍惜自己的公民权利。
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n.破旧衣服;破布( rag的名词复数 );碎布;破旧衣服;(质量差的)报纸
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  • skeletal figures dressed in rags 衣衫褴褛、骨瘦如柴的人
  • He went from rags to riches in only three years. 他仅用了三年就从赤贫变成了巨富。 来自《简明英汉词典》
5 mop P6Nza     
n.拖把,乱蓬蓬的头发;v.用拖把洗擦,擦,拭
参考例句:
  • She bought a new white mop.她买了一个白色的新拖把。
  • You have quite a mop of hair.你的头发蓬松凌乱。
6 surely yrRwj     
adv.确实地,无疑地;必定地,一定地
参考例句:
  • It'should surely be possible for them to reach an agreement.想必他们可以达成协议。
  • Surely we'll profit from your work.我们肯定会从你的工作中得到益处。
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n.雄伟,壮丽,庄严,威严;最高权威,王权
参考例句:
  • The king had unspeakable majesty.国王有无法形容的威严。
  • Your Majesty must make up your mind quickly!尊贵的陛下,您必须赶快做出决定!
8 guilty meBxq     
adj.犯罪的;有罪的;内疚的
参考例句:
  • There wasn't enough evidence to prove him guilty.没有充分的证据证明他有罪。
  • Really honest people are ofter made to feel guilty.真正老实的人常被弄得感到犯了罪似的。
9 phenomenon DNQxo     
n.现象,特殊的人,特殊的事物,奇迹
参考例句:
  • Beethoven was a phenomenon among many musicians.贝多芬是众多的音乐家中的天才。
  • How do you explain this phenomenon?这种现象怎样解释?