Sick and Tired

（单词翻译:单击）

    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived¹ as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in thehouse.
    The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive² smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat³. He notices that she is wearing a ski⁴ jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
    He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes.
    He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb⁵ and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.(双关语，刷涂两层）