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英文笑话:Being Properly Equipped

时间:2011-03-14 05:38:27

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A female newscaster(新闻广播员) is interviewing the leader of a youth club:

Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?"

Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing(划艇,独木舟) , archery(剑术) , and shooting."

Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."

Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers1."

Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?"

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