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双语笑话:A Brain Transplant 政治家的大脑

时间:2011-08-27 07:04:30

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The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.

You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.

The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.
 
The Brain Surgeon replied, No, it’s not better, just unused.

一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。

你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。医生告诉病人,一个心理学家的大脑1000美元,一个政治家的大脑10000美元。

病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别,政治家的大脑好一些吗?他问。

医生说:不是好一些,只是没有用过。

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