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英语笑话：I am the baby's aunt! 我是孩子的小姨！

时间：2012-11-02 03:18:49

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Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist.  "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor. 
 
"Breast fed, of course!" replied the woman.
 
"Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered. 
 
"What? ...But why?"
 
"Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you." 
 
The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.
 
The doctor carefully examined the woman's breasts, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly. When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!"
 
The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"
 
一位妇人抱着BABY到一间妇产科。医生问妇人说：BABY是吃母乳还是牛奶啊？ 妇人：吃母乳！
 
医生：那请你把衣服脱下来。 
 
妇人：啊？为什么？
 
医生：请你不用紧张，这里是妇产科，绝不会对你有任何侵犯的。 
 
妇人半信半疑的脱去了上衣。
 
医生用他的手在妇人的胸部上摸摸，下摸摸，左搓搓，右揉揉。对这妇人说：难怪BABY会营养不良，你根本就没有母乳嘛！
 
妇人：废话！我当然没有母乳，我是BABY的小姨！

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0 took indwq     
vt.带，载(take的过去式)
参考例句：
  • I took my dog for a walk along the river.我带着狗沿那条河散步。
  • It took me about two hours to cook the meat.我花了大约两个小时来煮这些肉。
0 groping 557f0d33907f00eb9d50e49cfd9abec6     
探索的，暗中摸索的
参考例句：
  • Groping in the dark, he suddenly touched something. 他在暗中摸索着，忽然触动了什么东西。
  • Groping with his hands in the dark along the wall, the blind man finds his way to the door. 那位盲人沿墙用手暗中摸索着，找到了通向门的路。
0 clinic ZqXzc     
n.诊所；临床讲课；特殊病例的分析讨论课
参考例句：
  • You'd better go and see your doctor.Let me help you to the clinic.你最好去看医生，我来帮你去诊所。
  • The doctor went into the clinic and began to work.医生走进诊所，开始看病。
0 around xN9y0     
adv.大约，到处，在周围；prep.在...周围
参考例句：
  • It was dark around me.我周围一片黑暗。
  • Is there a shopping center around?这附近有没有购物中心？
0 repeatedly RkAzVA     
adv.重复地，再三地
参考例句：
  • The loudspeakers blared the speech repeatedly.扬声器里反复大声地播送那篇演讲。
  • He repeatedly beat his foot upon the floor.他反复用脚敲着地板。
0 milk cD2xg     
n.牛奶
参考例句：
  • I want some milk chocolate.我要买牛奶巧克力。
  • I drank milk last week.我上周喝的牛奶。
0 wonder uf6we     
v.惊奇；惊讶；(对...)感到怀疑
参考例句：
  • I wonder why he is late.我想知道他为什么迟到。
  • No wonder it's a wonder.怪不得这是一个奇迹。
0 doctor A8zyp     
n.医生；博士；vt.篡改，对…做手脚
参考例句：
  • Mr.Smith is a doctor of laws.史密斯先生是法学博士。
  • He must be a doctor.他一定是个大夫。
0 pressing ulKzZJ     
adj.紧迫的，紧急的；迫切的，急迫的；恳切的n.压，压制；模压制品；力主；唱片v.压，压迫(press的现在分词)
参考例句：
  • I'm afraid I have some pressing business to attend to. 很抱歉，我有些急事需要处理。
  • Many parents have been pressing for an inquiry into the problem. 许多家长迫切要求调查这个问题。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 course 1zcx6     
n.课程，讲座，过程，路线，一道(菜)
参考例句：
  • The college course was then cut to three years.大学学制那时缩短到三年。
  • Of course,I don't always sleep in the afternoons.当然，我并不总是在下午睡觉。
0 ordered c934e7c6da08a36804ba7339c23644b5     
adj. 有序的，整齐的 动词order的过去式和过去分词形式
参考例句：
  • The troops were ordered back to barracks . 士兵们被命令返回营房。
  • I've ordered some flowers from the florist's. 我向花店订购了一些花。
0 bottle rNCzS     
n.瓶子
参考例句：
  • Shall I open another bottle?要不要我再开一瓶？
  • I want a bottle of water.我想要一瓶水。
0 clothes lwlzJj     
n.衣服，服装
参考例句：
  • He helps me wash clothes.他帮我洗衣服。
  • Put on your work clothes.穿上工作服吧。
0 visited 07715e6d0e0223bf2bd3ded1ff74184c     
v.访问( visit的过去式和过去分词 )；探望；参观；游览
参考例句：
  • The admiral visited the ships under his command. 舰队司令视察了他所统率的军舰。
  • We visited Grandma's grave. 我们给祖母扫了墓。
0 worry CfJw2     
v.担心；担忧；着急
参考例句：
  • I have nothing to worry about in this life.我这一生都很省心。
  • Don't worry.别担心。
0 fed 02592d82bba02de324f72496b393d16f     
n.(F-)（美国）联邦政府执法官员，（尤指）联邦调查局调查员；feed的过去式和过去分词v.喂养( feed的过去式和过去分词 )；满足（欲望等）；向…提供；供…作食物
参考例句：
  • You look fed up. What's the matter? 你满脸不高兴的样子。怎么啦？
  • Have you fed the cat yet? 你喂了猫没有？
0 just M3rxN     
adv.仅仅，只是；刚刚
参考例句：
  • He is just a child.他只是个孩子。
  • We just missed the train.我们正好没有赶上火车。
0 aunt QOoyN     
n.姨母，姑母，伯母，婶母，舅母，阿姨
参考例句：
  • Did you meet my aunt?你见过我的婶婶吗？
  • Is that lady your aunt?那位女士是你的姑妈吗？
0 replied f5ebc4996f23125ce7224d2fca606f4d     
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
  • She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。
  • I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 said IYtxh     
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
0 routine ssoyf     
n.例行公事，惯例；adj.例行的，常规的
参考例句：
  • It is everyday routine.这是每天的例行公事。
  • She found the hospital routine slightly dull.她感到医院的工作有点枯燥乏味。
0 holding DrnzSl     
n.佃户租种的土地；所有物（如土地、债券、股份等）；私有财产；（因其热情、精力或决心等）阻拦不住某人v.拿( hold的现在分词)；认为；包含；容纳
参考例句：
  • He was debarred from holding public office. 他被禁止担任公职。
  • She was holding a large box. 她提着一只大箱子。
0 carefully FTDyE     
adv.仔细地；小心地
参考例句：
  • If you watch carefully you will see how to do it. 如果你仔细观察，你就会看出如何做此事了。
  • Now listen carefully everybody.请大家仔细地听。
0 medical ECLxk     
adj.医学的；医疗的
参考例句：
  • But in Paris he dropped his medical studies.但是在巴黎，他放弃了学医。
  • I had a medical checkup before going abroad.我在出国前作了一次体格检查。
0 off 7Ilxf     
adj.远的；休假的，空闲的；adv.走开，出发，隔断；prep.离开，脱落，在...之外
参考例句：
  • You'd better cool off first.你最好先冷静下来。
  • I need some time off.我需要一些时间休息。
0 woman Wfhwg     
n.妇女，女人，女性
参考例句：
  • The woman looks very young.这个女人看上去很年轻。
  • She is a lovely woman.她是位美丽动人的女子。
0 examined examined     
v.仔细检查( examine的过去式和过去分词 )；考试；审查
参考例句：
  • The witness was cross-examined for over two hours. 那位证人被盘问了两个多小时。
  • These ideas will be examined in more detail in Chapter 10. 这些观点将在第10章作更为详细的探讨。
0 breasts 39e184020c59829b0abb8449e772072f     
胸肉( breast的名词复数 )； 胸部； 乳房； 前胸部份
参考例句：
  • The baby is nursing at its mother's breasts. 那孩子正在吃妈妈的奶。
  • They had chicken breasts for lunch. 他们午餐吃鸡胸肉。
0 reluctantly 9kczTI     
ad.不情愿地，勉强地
参考例句：
  • He finally agreed, albeit reluctantly, to help us. 尽管勉强，他最后还是同意帮助我们。
  • She reluctantly communicated the facts. 她不愿把真实情况讲出来。
0 fingers fbf298ebb840e62a41c9104c4a794b64     
n.手指( finger的名词复数 )；指状物；指幅；（手套的）指部
参考例句：
  • His fingers caressed the back of her neck. 他的手指抚摩着她的后颈。
  • She ran her fingers through her hair. 她用手指梳理头发。
0 arms byyzui     
n.武器；战争；臂；纹章；臂( arm的名词复数 )；武器；[复数]战事；权力
参考例句：
  • Police officers in the UK do not usually carry arms . 英国警察通常不携带武器。
  • the royal coat of arms 皇家盾徽
0 check ROxzn     
v.检查；核对
参考例句：
  • Check the dictionary by yourself!自己去查字典吧！
  • Who will check up this machine?谁来检测这台机器？
0 breast BSNyw     
n.胸部；胸怀
参考例句：
  • The coat is too tight at the breast.这件衣服胸部太紧了。
  • He was wearing a nameplate on his left breast.他左胸前佩带着一张名牌。
0 finished otFzWn     
adj.完成的，精湛的；v.动词finish的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
  • We finished up everything there was on the table. 我们把桌上的东西全吃完了。
  • We can certainly have the job finished on time.我们肯定能按时完成任务。