社会名流赠与毕业生的箴言

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The family and friends and the class of 2006...
It's such a pleasure and an honor to be here...
On this wonderful day for all of you...
I want to join in the chorus of congratulations...
Congratulations to you all...
This is as close to having hair as it had a long time...
They told me everybody would be wearing robes...
The secret of a good speech...
is to have a good beginning...
A good ending...
And to have the two as close to each other as possible...
Now I can get out of this dead-end job...
Mathematics, pi R squared , Spanish buenos dias economics, supply and demand curves, accounting² LIFO, FIFO , that's about what's gonna stick.
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
Go out there and let them have it.
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
You better lose yourself in the music the moment you own it and you'd better never let it go. One shot do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
Where you might be a lawyer or an engineer. Ba-bon-ba! You can eat and start music in the college here.
You are the masters of a new universe.
Whose ass¹ is completely numb³, anybody?
Do some things that may seem to scare you.
It is always about new beginnings. I wish you many...
Congratulations!
Congratulations to you all! May God bless you, the class of 2006.
So in closing, I goes.

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pi R squared ------ 圆周率x半径平方，圆面积公式
buenos dias ------ [西班牙语]您好!早安!
LIFO, FIFO ------ Last In First Out 后进先出, First In First Out 先进先出.