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英文幽默笑话：丘吉尔和肖伯纳

时间：2016-06-29 04:51:33

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 Churchill and Bernard Shaw 

　　Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was 
　　tall and lean. Both of them were humorists. 
　　When they met at a reception, Churchill said to Shaw with a smile, Mr. Shaw, when people see you, they must think there is a famine in our country. Yes, said Bernard Shaw, but they must think you are responsible for it. 
　　丘吉尔和肖伯纳 
　　丘吉尔是二战期间英国的首相，他是个又矮又胖的男人。肖伯纳是著名作家，又高又瘦。他们俩都是幽默诙谐的人。 
　　一次，他们在一个招待会上碰面了。丘吉尔微笑着对肖伯纳说：肖伯纳先生，人们看到您，一定　 为我们国家正在闹饥荒。对，肖伯纳回答：但他们一定认为这是您造成的。

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0     
参考例句：
0 both KRdyL     
prep.两者（都），双方（都）adj.两个…（都）
参考例句：
  • They were both dressed in blue.他们都穿蓝衣裳。
  • They both wanted to take a bath.他们两个都想淋浴。
0 Britain VcIyz     
n.英国；不列颠(英格兰、威尔士和苏格兰)
参考例句：
  • London is the capital city of Britain.伦敦是英国的首都。
  • I was not in Britain at the time.当时我不在英国。
0 country PzHx8     
adj.国家（的），农村（的）；n.国家
参考例句：
  • The south wind blows warm air across the country. 南风把温暖的空气吹遍全国。
  • We hope to move to the country in the near future.我们希望在不久的将来搬到乡下。
0 during Dr7x3     
prep.在…期间，在…时候
参考例句：
  • What did you do with yourself during the summer holidays?暑假你是怎样度过的？
  • London is full of visitors during May and June.五六月间伦敦挤满了游客。
0 famine Ezjyi     
n.饥荒；严重的缺乏
参考例句：
  • We're collecting for the famine victims.我们正在为遭受饥荒的灾民募款。
  • Famine stared us in the face.饥荒迫在眉睫。
0 famous xloxC     
adj.著名的，驰名的，闻名遐迩的；极好的；擅长的
参考例句：
  • The hotel is famous for its suppers.那个酒店以晚餐而著称。
  • He is famous for his learning.他以有学问而出名。
0 fat Zh9zU     
(file allocation table)文件分配表
参考例句：
  • Windows could not copy system files to this disk because an error occurred while trying to access the file allocation table.试图访问文件分配表出错，所以windows无法将系统文件复制到这个磁盘。
0 lean 39lz2     
n.瘦肉，倾斜，弯曲；adj.瘦的，贫乏的，歉收的；v.倚靠，倾斜，依赖
参考例句：
  • The seats have no back against which to lean.这些座位都没有靠背可倚。
  • Please don't lean your chair back,you'll break it.请不要坐在椅子上往后仰，你会把椅子弄坏的。
0 met wCyxO     
v.相遇( meet的过去式和过去分词 )；相识；开会；接触（某物）
参考例句：
  • I'll make arrangements for you to be met at the airport. 我会安排人到机场接你。
  • She hangs out with the arty types she met at drama school. 她和一些在戏剧学校认识的附庸风雅的朋友常混在一起。
0 minister MDIx3     
n.部长，牧师，公使；vi.服侍，救助，主持圣事
参考例句：
  • He met with the Prime Minister of Japan for an hour.他和日本首相会见了一个小时。
  • I got the minister on the ear with a potato.我用土豆打中了部长的耳朵。
0 people XMuxp     
n.人们，人；（the-）人民；一国人民，民族
参考例句：
  • Young people like popular music.年轻人喜欢流行音乐。
  • There are more than five billion people on earth.地球上有50多亿人口。
0 prime lBVyB     
adj.首要的，主要的；最好的，第一流的
参考例句：
  • The prime minister spoke of the general insecurity in the country.总理谈到了全国普遍存在的不安全。
  • He met with the Prime Minister of Japan for an hour.他和日本首相会见了一个小时。
0 reception HUDxu     
n.接待，招待会，接收
参考例句：
  • Thank you for your warm reception.谢谢你们的热情接待。
  • What time does the reception begin?招待会什么时候开始？
0 responsible LWGx7     
adj.有责任的，应负责的；可靠的，可信赖的；责任重大的；vi.休息，睡；静止，停止
参考例句：
  • He must be responsible to me for this matter.这件事他必须对我负责。
  • The police are responsible for the preservation of law and order.警察负责维持法律与秩序。
0 said IYtxh     
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
0 short ryJwh     
adj.短的；矮的
参考例句：
  • She's short and fat!她又矮又肥！
  • I love to write short stories.我爱写短小的故事。
0 smile mEFzY     
n.微笑，笑容；vi.微笑，露出笑容
参考例句：
  • Who had the brightest smile?谁笑得最灿烂？
  • I just smile and nod.我只是微笑和点头。
0 war whfwY     
n.战争；vi.作战
参考例句：
  • We ended the Korean war.我们结束了朝鲜战争。
  • The war made many people lose their house and home.战争使许多人无家可归。
0 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
0 world hfPw4     
n.世界
参考例句：
  • We have friends all over the world.我们的朋友遍天下。
  • Welcome to my small world.欢迎光临我的小天地。
0 writer Gf8wF     
n.作家，记者，撰稿者，抄写员
参考例句：
  • Dickens was a famous English writer.狄更斯是英国著名作家。
  • He is a very popular writer but I don't like his style.他是个很受欢迎的作家，但我不喜欢他的文风。