艾伦脱口秀第137期:回归正常生活

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　　So you are living¹...And I visited you there,Portia and I and my brother. 你的住所 我去那里拜访过你 波西亚 我 和我哥哥

　　We were lucky² enough to go see you.But it's a big place, now...It's a big house. 我们很幸运能见到你 不过那个地方很大 很大的一所房子

　　Are you...First of all, are you used³ to living in it by now? 你...首先 你在那里住习惯了吗

　　Do you get used to that?- Yeah, yeah. Absolutely⁴ do. 你住习惯了吗  -是的 是的 非常习惯

　　I mean, when we first moved in,It was⁵ like drinking from a fire hydrant, you know? 我是说 在我们刚刚搬进去的时候 那感觉就像对着消防栓牛饮

　　Just everything coming at you...trying to...Have you tried that before. 每件事情都应接不暇...想要...你之前试过从消防栓喝水吗

　　How would⁶ you know what that is?What a wierd thing to do. - It's true⁷. 你怎么知道那种感觉的的 那么做很奇怪对吧  -确实如此

　　I guess you are right.Let's just say it's hard. It's really hard. 你说的没错 所以说真的很难 真心难以适应

　　It was hard.And what will you look forward⁸ to the most... 很难 你最期待做什么

　　When you are able⁹ to live a some what normal¹⁰ life¹¹. 等你回归正常生活之后

　　You know the one thing people don't realize¹² is... 可能大部分人都想不到

　　We can't do little things like open windows.You know. 我们有很多小事情无法去做 像是打开窗户 你知道吗

　　I mean, I look forward to getting in a car... 我想说 我最期待的就是坐在车里

　　And rolling¹³ down the window...And just letting the air hit my face. 把车窗摇下来 体会下风吹脸颊的感觉

　　I mean, I haven't been in a car with the windows open in about seven years. 我已经差不多有七年 没有坐过开着窗的车了

　　If you can imagine¹⁴ that.  No.So I am gonna spend that first year just... 你能想象吗 不是吧 所以回归正常生活的第一年

　　Hanging¹⁵ out the window.The wind, you know?People driving by."Was that Michelle?" 我打算一直把头伸出车窗外 你知道 吹风 人开车经过 "那是米歇尔吗"