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第748期:我爱上学-开学第一天爆出的神级英文笑话

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最近,对于不少同学来说,暑假已经彻底结束,只因为三个字:开学了!无论你有多么不情不愿,瑟瑟发抖,又或是斗志昂扬,都得老老实实背着书包去上学。暑假结束的前兆之一就是通宵达旦补暑假作业,不知道即将要报道的你,有没有将暑假作业完成呢。今天我们来听一些关于开学季笑话,相信一定会让你感同身受,会心一笑哦。

Silly, but ridiculously funny School Jokes For Kids can break the ice between new friends in school, lighten1 up an awkward2 moment while waiting for a school bus and can definitely3 win a lot of hearts for teacher. Check it out!

愚蠢,滑稽的学校笑话可以打破学校里新朋友之间的僵局,在等校车的时候让尴尬的时刻变得轻松起来,肯定能赢得很多老师的心。过来看!

Teacher: Andrew, where is your homework?

Andrew: I ate it.

Teacher: Why?!

Andrew: You said it was piece of cake!

老师:安德鲁,你的作业在哪里?

安德鲁:我吃了。

老师:为什么?!

安德鲁:你说是小菜一碟!

Johnny: Teacher, would you punish4 me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

约翰尼:老师,你会因为我没有做的事惩罚我吗?

老师:当然不是。

约翰尼:很好,因为我没有做作业。

Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?

Joe: Because I don't have a dog.

老师:乔,你为什么吃作业?

乔:因为我没有狗。

Teacher: Why are you late for class, Peter?

Peter: Because of the sign on the road.

Teacher: What sign, Peter?

Peter: School Ahead5. Go slow!

老师:彼得,你为什么上课迟到?

彼得:因为路上的标志?

老师:什么标志,彼得?

彼得:前方学校,请慢行!

Q: Why did the math book look so sad when school started again?

A: Because it had so many problems..

问:开学的时候,为什么这本数学书看起来那么悲伤?

答:因为它有很多问题。

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the first day of school?

A: She heard her new students were bright.

问:老师为什么要戴墨镜上学?

答:她听说她的新学生很聪明。

Nate: Why was school easier for cave6 people?

Kate: Why?

Nate: Because there was no history to study!

奈特:为什么穴居人更容易上学?

凯特:为什么?

内特:因为没有历史可学!


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1 lighten P1UxT     
vt./vi.减轻,变轻;照亮,变亮
参考例句:
  • The sky began to lighten after the storm.暴风雨后天空开始放晴。
  • They decided to lighten taxes.他们决定减轻税收。
2 awkward eu6ze     
adj.笨拙的,尴尬的,使用不便的,难处理的
参考例句:
  • John is so shy and awkward that everyone notices him.约翰如此害羞狼狈,以至于大家都注意到了他。
  • I was the only man among the guests and felt rather awkward.作为客人中的唯一男性,我有些窘迫。
3 definitely RuJzx0     
adv.一定地,肯定地;明确地,确切地
参考例句:
  • The team will definitely lose if he doesn't play.如果他不参加比赛,这个队肯定会输。
  • I shall definitely be home before six o'clock.6点以前,我一定回家。
4 punish Etky7     
v.惩罚,处罚
参考例句:
  • Don't punish the boy for no good reason.不要莫明其妙地惩罚孩子。
  • How do your parents punish you?你的父母如何处罚你?
5 ahead fKhyM     
adv.在前,向前,提前,在前面
参考例句:
  • We have to go ahead to find a garage.我们得到前边找个修车厂。
  • Youth looks ahead and age backward.青年人向前看,老年人向后看。
6 cave eUDyu     
n.洞穴;窑洞
参考例句:
  • Where's the entrance to the cave?这个洞穴的入口在哪里?
  • They opened the door and a great cave opened out before them.他们打开门,看到了一个大洞穴展现在面前。

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