第807期:当你老爸得知你在车里加了橄榄油后

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在推特上发起了一个恶作剧的短信挑战，给一个人发短信撒谎并且分享他们的反应，这个帖子的挑战是给你的老爸们发短信，告诉他们把橄榄油加进油箱。今天我们就来分享下这个恶搞的帖子。

Text your dad this pic and “I put oil in my car and now it's making weird¹ sounds?" Post replies.

发给你爸爸这张照片，“我给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？”

贴上你们老爸的回复。

I put oil in my car and now it's making weird sounds?

I was going to say you should take it to the car dealership² and then when I look at the picture I decided³ that it’s probably best for you to check into a mental hospital.

我给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？

我本来想说你应该把它带到汽车经销店，然后当我看照片时，我决定你最好去精神病院看看。

I put oil in my car and now it's making weird sounds?

That’ll do it

Well what do I do now?

Walk

Ok

我给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？

-那就行了

-我现在该怎么办？

-步行

-好的

-I put oil in my car and now it's making weird sounds?

-Sigh.

-It’s too early to be drinking.

-我在车里放了油，现在车发出奇怪的声音？

-哎！（叹气）

-你不该这么早喝酒！

-I put oil in my car and now it's making weird sounds?

-Cars are not vegetarian⁴.

-我给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？

-汽车不吃素食。

-I put this oil in my car this morning and it was making weird noises what should I do?

-Save money for a new car

-我今早给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？我该怎么办？

-攒钱买辆新车。

-Dad

-Kelsey

-I put oil in my car and now it’s making weird noises.

-Were you making a salad in the engine?

-爸爸。

-凯尔西。

-我给车加了油，现在它发出奇怪的声音？

-你在发动机里做沙拉吗？