2007-12-25, Crop Circles--麦田怪圈

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Johnny, looking out there. What do you see?
field, some hay.
No, it’s more than that, mate. Come on, now work with me here. What is it?
Honestly man, I just see a field.
It's a cosmic canvas. It's a blank supernatural sheet for extra terrestrial art. Are you with me here?
Did you sprinkle a bit of something extra on your conflux this morning Rich?.
No, I'm talking crop circles and the brand-new theories I went out to investigate, the mysterious forces behind this phenomenon.
It's a spiraling force, like a plasma¹ vortex
It’s concentrated down here?
It hits the ground but only for nanosecond, otherwise the crop will be burned. My falsehood is that there has to be some sort of intelligence. And I wonder what that intelligence is. I mean I just happen to, happen to fail this idea.
Well, maybe these boys can shed some lights on the subject. They are crop circle artists, who readily admit to entering fields in the middle of the night and making the circles themselves.
Can we make one today?
Yeah, I think we can make one today if you want to. Let's do it come on
Once the edges are marked, you simply stomp² down the crops with your board. This is certainly got to be hard work.
Yeah, it is hard work. It's, you know, four or five hours of pretty solid physical work.
Robert and Will simply walk together measuring and plotting the design to scale. Well, I followed behind them, stomping³ down the wheat. It really is that simple.
Looking great
So our crop circle is made by aliens? Could it be?
Spiraling vortices of energy coming down from high in the atmosphere.
Not in this the case Rich, it's actually a cheap, TV special effect. Sorry.
Alright, then I am going.