双语笑话－Coincidence 巧合

（单词翻译:单击）

        A woman was¹ singing. One of the guest² criticized³ the singer to the man beside him.

　　"What a terrible⁴ voice⁵." He said⁶. "Do you know who she is?"

　　"Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife⁷."

　　"Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of course⁸ her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad. I wonder⁹ who wrote¹⁰ that awful¹¹ song."

　　"I did¹²." said the man.

        台上一个女士正在放声高歌，台下的一个听众跟他旁边的一个男人抱怨说，“这是什么嗓子啊？你知道她是谁吗？”

        那个男人回答，“她是我老婆。”

      “哦，抱歉，抱歉，我的意思是说她嗓子不差，就是曲子太难听了。我真是想不到谁会写出这么难听的曲子呢？”

        那个男人回答，“是我写的！”

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