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英语笑话－疯狂的司机

时间：2009-08-10 05:51:48

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　　There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280！”

　　Herman says，“I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!”

　　一位高龄老人开着车在高速公路上驾车时，接到了妻子打来的电话，妻子焦急地告诉他说，“赫尔曼，小心！我刚从电台上听到报道说，在280号公路上有一个疯子正在开车逆行！”

　　赫尔曼说，“我知道，可是不是一个，而是成百上千个！”

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0 phone VNxxf     
n.(口语telephone)电话，电话机；v.打电话
参考例句：
  • Could I use the phone,sir?我能打电话么，先生？
  • Phone the lawyer at once.马上给律师打电话。
0 worried petzJ1     
adj.烦恼的，为难的，焦虑的
参考例句：
  • He was worried about the safety of me.他为我的安全担心。
  • He worried his father to buy a new car.他苦苦缠着父亲要买一辆新车。
0 wrong ufQwG     
adj.错误的，有毛病的
参考例句：
  • What's wrong with your ears?你的耳朵有什么问题？
  • She married the wrong person.她嫁错了人。
0 wife IgdwQ     
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
  • She is my wife.她是我妻子。
  • He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。
0 careful iTUyE     
adj.小心的；仔细的
参考例句：
  • I'll be more careful next time.下次我会更小心的。
  • He is a very careful typist.他是一个细心的打字员。
0 radio iTixs     
n.收音机；无线电报，无线电话；v.无线电通讯
参考例句：
  • The radio says it will be cloudy tomorrow.无线电收音机报道明天多云。
  • He learned English through the radio.他通过无线电学习英语。
0 route OC7zi     
n.路径，途径，路线；vt.确定路线，按规定路线发送
参考例句：
  • On the way home, we took an indirect route.回家的路上，我们绕了一个大圈。
  • The plane did not fly the usual commercial route.飞机没有沿通常的商业航线飞。
0 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
0 voice weUzqh     
n.说话声；声音
参考例句：
  • Her voice was music to my ears.她的声音听起来就像音乐。
  • That song doesn't suit her voice.那首歌不适合她的嗓子。
0 cell mUyyp     
n.区，细胞，血球；小室，牢房；电池，光电管；基层组织
参考例句：
  • Soap destroys the cell walls of bacteria.肥皂破坏细菌的细胞壁。
  • They have locked the prisoners up in their cell.他们已把犯人监禁在小牢房里。
0 driving EuczK3     
n.操纵，驾驶adj.推进的；强劲的；雨、雪等猛烈的；倾泻而下的v.强迫( drive的现在分词)；驱使；驱赶；消除
参考例句：
  • a clampdown on drinking and driving 严禁酒后驾车
  • That noise is driving me crackers. 那噪声闹得我简直要疯了。
0 senior Rz3wj     
adj.年长的；资格较老的，地位较高的；n.年长者，前辈；大学高年级学生
参考例句：
  • My brother is senior to me by two years.我哥哥比我年长两岁。
  • They are senior students.他们是高年级学生。
0 just M3rxN     
adv.仅仅，只是；刚刚
参考例句：
  • He is just a child.他只是个孩子。
  • We just missed the train.我们正好没有赶上火车。
0 way 1gIwk     
n.路，道路；方法，手段
参考例句：
  • Which way are we going?我们走哪条路？
  • Teaching is a great way to learn!教学是学习的极好途径！
0 hundreds cb78ff4b16683451570f56c1bab8f70a     
n.数百；一百( hundred的名词复数 )
参考例句：
  • Hundreds of people were unable to gain admittance to the hall. 数以百计的人未能获准进入大厅。
  • Hundreds of people attended the funeral. 数百人参加了葬礼。
0 citizen sVKyA     
n.公民；市民；平民
参考例句：
  • My son is an American citizen.我的儿子是美国公民。
  • Every citizen has the duty to construct his country.每个公民都有建设祖国的责任。
0 calls f2bb91e8e7436eaa944c378d44066a79     
n.调用v.叫( call的第三人称单数 )；通电话；认为；估计
参考例句：
  • The Prime Minister clung to his job like a limpet, despite calls for him to resign. 首相不顾有人要求他辞职，死赖在他的职位上不下台。
  • There are calls for more punitive measures against people who drink and drive. 有人呼吁对酒后驾车的人要有更具处罚性的措施。
0 highway edbxS     
n.公路，大路；（美）高速公路
参考例句：
  • A highway bridge is being built over the river.那条河上正在修筑一座公路桥。
  • The highway winds around the mountain.这条公路盘山而上。