精美英文欣赏:The Problem with Guys男人的问题

（单词翻译）

The problem with GUYS

If you treat them nicely,he says you are in love with him;

If you don't,he says you are proud.

If you dress nicely,he says you are trying to lure¹ him;

If you don't ,he says you are from Kampunc.

If you argue with him,he says you are stubborn;

If you keep silent,he says you have no brains.

If you are smater than him,he will lose face;

If he is smarter than you ,he is great,but you are fool.

If you don't love him,he tries to possess you;

If you love him,he will try to leave you.

If you tell him your problem,he says you are troublesome;

If don't ,he says that you don't trust him.
男人的问题是：

如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了。

对他不好，他说你骄傲。

如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他。

如果不，他说你是乡下来的。

如果你跟他理论，他说你固执。

如果你沉默，他说你没大脑！

如果你比他聪明，他会感到丢脸。

如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧，而你是傻瓜。

如果你不爱他，他想拥有你。

如果你爱他，他就想离开你。

如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦。

如果不，他说你不信任他。
1.lure       v. 引诱,诱惑

例句：

The travel brochure lured² me into taking a Caribbean vacation. 
这本旅游小册子诱使我去加勒比地区度假。

2.stubborn   adj. 顽固的,倔强的

例句：

He is as stubborn as a donkey. 
他像驴子一样倔强。

3.possess    v. 持有,克制,为...著迷

例句：

The police asked me if I possessed³ a gun. 
警察问我是否有枪。