万花筒 2008-11-28&11-29 马桶盖的艺术

（单词翻译）

I’m Barney Smith, I live here now in Alamo Heights, Texas, and I have got a toilet seat art museum, I have got 857 toilet seats in here, I want you to see them, I want you to come and visit.

I’ve got all 51 license¹ plates and whenever a person comes in from a different state, they will find that license plate is on their plat. And I’ll take it down, lay it down and they will get to put their name on it and a dot to the city is from where they are there and their state. I have a lot of history here on this thing, I have got the Berlin Wall a pair and a piece of bob were from Auschwike, a rock and a nail from Darkar and I have got all of my trips up to Leningrad, Russia. We were at, on my own goal passion play in 1980 and I have got a lot of our trips. 

They are all fabrics² but I have got one especially and it’s hanging up over here with a bunch of blur³ communion cups on them, and, my granddaughter printed out the poem that was said by a little 12-year-old boy in the fifth grade and I, let's have got a artist pallet and I have got that poem and they offered tubes and brushes and they paint around it. I was that little poor 12-year-old boy in the fifth grade. That was a long time ago. If my teachers could just hear me now.