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• 1.34. Looking for a companion
• A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities...
• 2.35. My Roommate
• My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was o...
• 3.36. I Can't Stop Now
• The woman ahead of me in a long line at the department of motor vehicles was reading a paperback romance novel. I inched along behind her and when her...
• 4.37. The Big Baby
• "You'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband . " I'm not feeling well." "Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear. " her hus...
• 5.38. Pears and Plume
• I bought some pears at my local supermarket. At the checkout counter the cashier commented, "Oh, dear, I've charged you for plums instead of pears." "...
• 6.39. She Is Left-handed
• A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would yo...
• 7.40. Ways end Means
• A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. "I'd like these altered, please," he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but aft...