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• 1.My Girl Lorraine
• A guy was dating a girl named Lorraine. He knew that Lorraine was the ONE. She had all the qualities that he wanted in a woman. She was smart, funny, ...
• 2.Coffee break
• Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first one said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything ...
• 3.Anything you want...
• One day a rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, drugs, girls, cars, planes;...
• 4.Pharmacist
• A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks the young man wants. Well, he ...
• 5.Upside down
• An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,screams and yelling could be heard deep i...
• 6.Grandpa and Granddaughter
• Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, Did Godmake you, Grandpa?Yes, God made me, the grandfather answered. A few minutes late...
• 7.You are his father
• This bloke (人，家伙）is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and...
• 8.Prince and Frog
• Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured （自信的）princess happened upon （偶然碰见）a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess,...
• 9.Elderly Drivers
• Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, - both could barely see overthe dashboard (仪表盘）. As they were cruising along they came to an in...
• 10.US Census
• An old man was sitting on his porch （门廊）, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. What are you selling young man, the oldman...