（单词翻译:单击）
A man sits down on a Boeing 747 next to a mother holding her new baby. Proudly showing off her baby, she turned and angled him to her companion who'd just sat down next to her.
"Excuse me ma'am," said the man, "I don't mean to offend you, but that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my entire life."Stunned1 at what she'd just heard and not sure she'd heard correctly the woman asked, "Excuse me?""I mean I've seen bad before, but this one's a real killer," answered the man.
Horrified2 and angered at the rudeness and audacity3 that had just been spat4 in her face, the woman started shrieking5 as loud as she could.
"I'm going to file a law suit against this airline and everyone who is on this plane! How dare someone insult me and my whole family like that and get away with it!"At hearing the tumult6, a stewardess7 hurried over to help out the screaming woman and try to calm her down.
"Excuse me ma'am why don't you just settle back while I get you a hot cup of tea, a pillow for your head, and a banana for your monkey."
