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The Blue Suit

时间:2010-06-04 00:52:53

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    A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?""No," she insisted as she handed him a check to buy a dark blue suit. "It must be blue."When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the coffin1, and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit. She told the director how much she loved the suit and asked how much it cost. He said, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse2 was brought in wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow3 if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her, so I switched the heads."


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