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80 years old

时间：2010-06-04 01:20:49

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    An 80-year-old woman married an 85-year-old man. After about 6 months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined and said, "Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you're going to be a mother.""Get serious Doctor, I'm 80.""I know," said the Doctor, "This morning I would have said it was impossible, but this afternoon you are a medical miracle.""I'll be damned," she replied and stormed out of the office. She walked down the hall and around the corner to where the telephones were. In a rage, she dialed her husband.
    "Hello" she heard in his familiar halting voice. She screamed, "You rotten son of a bitch. You got me pregnant!"There was a pause on the line. Finally her husband answered "Who's calling please?"


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0 congratulations Lvqzts     
n.祝贺；贺词；祝词
参考例句：
  • I send you my warmest congratulations on your success. 我对你的成功致以最热烈的祝贺。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • Please give her my congratulations when you see her. 见到她时请转达我的祝贺。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 serious fECzy     
adj.认真的，严肃的，重大的，严重的
参考例句：
  • You know I am serious.你知道我是认真的。
  • He is a serious boy.他是个严肃的孩子。
0 rage 8Axzr     
vi.(烈火)熊熊燃烧；发怒；怒斥；季风
参考例句：
  • He went into a rage when he learned about it.他听到这事后勃然大怒。
  • Haines got into a rage.海恩斯勃然大怒。
0 rotten gCbzj     
adj.腐烂(朽)的；令人不愉快的；糟糕的
参考例句：
  • The book was pretty rotten.这本书糟透了。
  • Rotten eggs give off a bad smell.臭蛋散发出难闻的气味。
0 months da36cfaf48b9e19896e23e1207040d1e     
n.月( month的名词复数 )；一个月的时间；复数months: 数月；很长时间
参考例句：
  • Their marriage was annulled after just six months. 他们的婚姻仅过半年就宣告取消。
  • Paris was besieged for four months and forced to surrender. 巴黎被围困了四个月后被迫投降。
0 hall 9ekx6     
n.会堂，礼堂，门厅
参考例句：
  • You two clean the hall.你们两人打扫大厅。
  • The great hall of the people is a building.人民大会堂是座建筑物。
0 screamed 344d784b4edde1c684cf1759d6404e22     
v.（因伤痛、害怕、激动等）尖叫 ~发出尖叫声( scream的过去式和过去分词 )；（向某人或为某事）高声喊；发出大而尖的声音；呼啸而过
参考例句：
  • I screamed and everyone stared. 我尖叫一声，众人都盯着我看。
  • The little girl screamed and it took us aback. 小女孩的尖叫声吓了我们一跳。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 mother dE0xW     
n.母亲，妈妈
参考例句：
  • My mother gave me a kiss on the forehead.妈妈吻了我的前额。
  • Where is my mother?我的妈妈在哪里？
0 stormed f42be25fea7ca17e082ca1e3ce636ee1     
vi.起风暴，下暴雨（storm的过去式与过去分词形式）
参考例句：
  • The police stormed the barricades the demonstrators had put up. 警察冲破了示威者筑起的街垒。
  • The troops stormed the enemy's trenches and fanned out across the fields. 部队猛攻敌人的战壕，并在田野上呈扇形散开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 got wfuxi     
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
  • I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
  • I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。
0 miracle rDTxA     
n.奇迹，令人惊奇的人或事
参考例句：
  • The doctors said that his recovery was a miracle. 医生们说他的复原是件奇事。
  • It is simply a miracle that rice should grow in such a place.稻子竟能在这样的地方生长，这实在是个奇迹。
0 halting PrXzcZ     
adj.跛的；蹒跚的；踌躇的；迟疑不决的v.（使）停下来( halt的现在分词 )
参考例句：
  • a toddler's first few halting steps 学步幼儿的蹒跚脚步
  • Shyness made the girl speak in a halting manner. 因害羞那姑娘说话结结巴巴。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
0 voice weUzqh     
n.说话声；声音
参考例句：
  • Her voice was music to my ears.她的声音听起来就像音乐。
  • That song doesn't suit her voice.那首歌不适合她的嗓子。
0 familiar Zlix0     
adj.熟悉的，常见的，亲密的；n.熟友，常客
参考例句：
  • I've only just come here.I'm still not familiar with the work.刚到这里，工作很生。
  • The man seemed familiar,but I could not quite place him.这人很面熟，但是我记不清在哪儿见过他。
0 office 0vry6     
n.办公室，办事处，事务所；职务，职责，功能
参考例句：
  • I walked to the office.我朝办公室走去。
  • I went back to the ticket office at once.我马上返回售票处。
0 medical ECLxk     
adj.医学的；医疗的
参考例句：
  • But in Paris he dropped his medical studies.但是在巴黎，他放弃了学医。
  • I had a medical checkup before going abroad.我在出国前作了一次体格检查。
0 line P0Mxt     
n.线；排，行
参考例句：
  • The railway line will soon reach to our town.铁路不久就要延伸到我们镇了。
  • There is a long line at the copy room.复印室里排了好多人。
0 replied f5ebc4996f23125ce7224d2fca606f4d     
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
  • She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。
  • I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 examined examined     
v.仔细检查( examine的过去式和过去分词 )；考试；审查
参考例句：
  • The witness was cross-examined for over two hours. 那位证人被盘问了两个多小时。
  • These ideas will be examined in more detail in Chapter 10. 这些观点将在第10章作更为详细的探讨。
0 dialed de377e7b0ea4a24b33003bab6c5633c0     
v.打电话，拨电话号码( dial的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
  • I stumbled into the telephone box and dialed 999. 我跌跌撞撞地进了电话亭拨了999。 来自辞典例句
  • He dropped a coin into the slot and dialed. 他往投币孔里投了一枚硬币，然后拨了电话。 来自辞典例句
0 answered bef43a30845ab1a8e7dd32f6f7a9de3b     
vt.回答，答案v.答复( answer的过去式和过去分词 )；解答；答辩；适应
参考例句：
  • He answered with an air of detachment. 他回答时带着冷漠的神态。
  • She answered all my questions with her usual honesty. 她像平常一样老老实实地回答了我的所有问题。
0 woman Wfhwg     
n.妇女，女人，女性
参考例句：
  • The woman looks very young.这个女人看上去很年轻。
  • She is a lovely woman.她是位美丽动人的女子。
0 pregnant IP3xP     
adj.怀孕的，怀胎的
参考例句：
  • She is a pregnant woman.她是一名孕妇。
  • She is pregnant with her first child.她怀了第一胎。
0 corner pZwyZ     
n.角；角落，（街道）拐角处
参考例句：
  • He seated himself in the corner.他坐在角落里。
  • There is one around the corner.拐角处有一个。
0 finally SkDxQ     
adv.最后地；最终
参考例句：
  • We can finally take a rest.总算是可以休息了。
  • Finally,they won the game.结果他们打赢了。
0 telephones e06dfe2613726edb07425406bf451379     
n.电话( telephone的名词复数 )；电话机；（电话机的）话筒；受话器v.以电话传送（消息），给（某人）打电话( telephone的第三人称单数 )
参考例句：
  • All our rooms have direct dialling telephones. 我们所有的房间都有直拨电话。
  • All the telephones don't work properly today. 今天所有电话机都出故障了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 around xN9y0     
adv.大约，到处，在周围；prep.在...周围
参考例句：
  • It was dark around me.我周围一片黑暗。
  • Is there a shopping center around?这附近有没有购物中心？
0 afternoon QKzy4     
n.下午，午后
参考例句：
  • Yesterday I had a busy afternoon.昨天下午我很忙。
  • They go there every afternoon.他们每天下午都去。
0 said IYtxh     
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
0 went 9gjw5     
v.go的过去式
参考例句：
  • We often went fishing last year.去年我们经常去钓鱼。
  • She went upstairs at once.她立即上楼去了。
0 going dsHzY9     
n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的
参考例句：
  • We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。
  • He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。
0 calling 3xzzNq     
n.呼喊；（从事某职业或活动的）欲望；职业；邀请v.叫( call的现在分词)；通电话；认为；估计
参考例句：
  • He realized that his calling was to preach the gospel. 他体悟到宣讲福音是他的使命。
  • The commission is calling for a global ban on whaling. 委员会要求全球禁止捕鲸。
0 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
0 married HBbx9     
adj.已婚的；与…结婚的
参考例句：
  • I heard John got married.我听说约翰结婚了。
  • They got married last autumn.他们在去年秋季结婚。
0 husband LbBxv     
n.丈夫
参考例句：
  • My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。
  • I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。
0 impossible s9Yxv     
adj.不可能的，不容易的，令人无法忍受的
参考例句：
  • I mean that it is impossible.我的意思是说那不可能。
  • It is kind of fun to do the impossible.去做不可能的事是一种乐趣。
0 would 8fPwB     
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
  • Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
  • Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？
0 feeling DtgzMr     
n.感觉，知觉，感情
参考例句：
  • I am feeling better now.我现在觉得好些了。
  • I'm feeling kind of tired.我感到有点累。
0 pause nLBxG     
vi.暂停，中止，停顿；n.中止，停顿，踌躇，休止符
参考例句：
  • After a little pause, he went on with his speech.稍停一会儿后，他又继续讲演。
  • He made a pause and then went on reading.他停顿了一下，然后又读下去。
0 together coQwY     
adv.一起，共同，相结合，同时地，协调地；adj.头脑清楚的，镇定的
参考例句：
  • Shall we go there together?我们一起去好吗？
  • They were driving to work together.他们一同开车去工作。
0 doctor A8zyp     
n.医生；博士；vt.篡改，对…做手脚
参考例句：
  • Mr.Smith is a doctor of laws.史密斯先生是法学博士。
  • He must be a doctor.他一定是个大夫。