Desperation

（单词翻译:单击）

    One night, as a couple laid down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing¹ her arm. The wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a Gynecologist(妇科医生) appointment tomorrow."The husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. Later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered² in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"