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 A:     Miss, your salad.

 B:     Mmm, looks good! I’m positively¹ famished².

 A:     And for you, sir...

 C:     Thank you.

 A:     Enjoy.

 B,C:   Thank you.
 C:     I  can’t  believe  she’s  on  a  date  with  me! I’m  so lucky!          I must be the luckiest guy in the world! I want to scream at the            top of my lungs,  ” I’m the luckiest dude in the world! ” Oh,            shut up! Don’t be  such a dumb ass³.  She’s so hot.  Wait, I can’         t say that. That’s sexist. She’s so hot, She’s making me
        sexist. Oh my god! I’m such a tool.  Okay, get it
        together. Uhh, she’s eating salad. Oh right, I have
        a salad.  Oh, crap!  Which fork do I use?  Dammit!
        She’s going to think I’m a moron⁴. What the hell
        are all these forks for? Which one did she use?
        Okay, chill... be cool, be cool. Just take a fork...
        eat your salad...

 B:     Um... I...

 C:     Yrmf? Mmmm. Sorry, you were saying?

 B:     You’re eating my salad.

 C:     Oh, yes... it’s delicious...