地道美语听力播客:Bad Pickup Lines

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My friend and I were at a restaurant waiting for our dates to arrive. We sat at the bar and tried to get the bartender's attention to order a couple of drinks.

My friend, Tanya, is very pretty. She is always being hit on by men. So, it was no surprise that five minutes after we sat down, a guy got up from the other side of the bar and walked over to us. He sat down next to Tanya.

He looked at both of us and said, "Hi, I saw you two beautiful ladies sitting by yourselves over here. Could I buy you two a drink?‚"

Tanya looked at me and rolled her eyes and said, "No, thanks. We're waiting for our boyfriends.‚"

We both thought that he would take the hint¹ and get lost, but he didn't.

Instead, he looked at Tanya and said, "Do you come here often? "

Tanya tried to ignore him, but he wouldn't give up.

He said, "You look like an angel². Does heaven know you've escaped?‚"

That pickup³ line was so lame⁴ that we almost burst⁵ out laughing. Luckily, we didn't need to keep a straight face for long. Our dates walked in and the guy left. Charlie, my date, apologized for keeping us waiting. I told him that it was no big deal. We had plenty of entertainment.