访谈录 2011-04-22&04-24 疯狂的母亲蒂娜?菲专访

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-Hi, Tina.

-Hi, how are you?

-I’m fantastic. How are you?

-I’m good. Thank you.

-How are you, feel like, can’t believe it, like you don't have a… I can’t believe it.

(-I can’t believe it.)

-How in the world? What happen…. So you are not busy enough and now you are adding a new child into your life. And, and you are doing… I guess, right? I mean…

(-Right.)

-When will you be delivering the child? Some, hum, into the summer.

-Into the summer. And now you are on this book tour and you are having to, to do so much work. Are you still shooting?

-No, we’ve done shooting.

-You’ve done shooting.

-We’ve finished, hum, shooting. (Yes. Thank you.)

-That’s good. At least you kind-of timed it out, I hope.

-Yeah.

-Okay, and so, hum, and do you know the sex of the child?

-Hum, I mean no, I… We’ve decided¹ we are gonna wait, hum, we’re just gonna find out never.

-Okay.

-Not even after it’s born.

-Not even after it’s born.

-I’m gonna see whether it chooses to wear a prone². Yeah, tell me what.

-Giving it time to figure it out. Good for you. Good for you. It's a lot of way waited. That’s good. So are you exhausted³ and is this an easier pregnancy⁴? Or?

-I feel pretty good, hum, I, I, I have been luckiest by doctor of pretty easy pregnancies⁵, you know, knock on some, I don't know. Hum, hum, well time’s, it’s funny cause’ now I’m the, I’m the older scent⁶. They call me, I have with, they call, advanced maternal⁷ age. When I moved like in, they looked me like I am gonna just explode. They treat me very gently.

-So, it really, is it, is it that age where you are like, maybe, is it, is it, hum, are you scared to have a baby this age?

-Hum, I feel okay, I think, I feel like it’s okay. Yeah.

-I mean I would not, at this time in my life, I’m order than you, but it’s just exhausting at any age, when you are young, it’s easier, but, and you know cause’ you already have a child, now you are doing it again.

-I do feel like, and my husband is little order than me and we are both like, oh boy, here we go again. You’re gonna do it like the Dugger Swear just never, you never take a break, cause’ you take that break.

-Who’s that?

-That’s that lady with the 20 kids.

-Oh, wow. That’s a small way to do it, just have 20 right away.

-Never forgot.

-So much easier that way. So and, and Alice, how old?

-She is five and a half.

-Five and a half. And she must be hilarious⁸ because you are hilarious.

-Thank you. she, hum, she is actually hilarious. She’s, hum, she’s learning about jokes now. So, she likes a lot of knock knock jokes which is nothing kidding when they tells them wrong, like, knock knock, banana, orange, like they can’t wait to get to that part with it, like a orange, and she does this especially when she goes, hey, this thing is broken, oh, no, works. She, I don't know where that’s, I don't know where that’s from and she does that a lot.

-What thing is broken does she hold.

-That’s like her, her fist. Hey, this is broken, oh, no, works. Her bad.

-That’s hilarious.

-And she also felt that’s funny to moon people. And we are comedy family, so I can’t lie to her. I have said yes, that is very funny, but you can’t wave a lot of things, that this, it’s not for school. That’s a, that’s a home bud.

-Well, she must have seen it somewhere. Where did she learn such a thing?

-I do it constantly.

-Oh, I see, I see, I don’t know where else.