英语美文：Advice for Good Little Girls

Good little girls ought not to make mouths at their teachers for every trifling¹ offense². This kind of retaliation（报复，反击） should only be resorted to under peculiarly aggravating³ circumstances.

If you have nothing but a rag doll stuffed with saw-dust, while one of your more fortunate little playmates has a costly⁴ china one, you should treat her with a show of kindness, nevertheless. And you ought not to attempt to make a forcible（强制的） swap⁵ with her unless your conscience would justify⁶ you in it, and you know you are able to do it.

You ought never to take your little brother's "chawing-gum" away from him by main force; it is better to rope him in with the promise of the first two dollars and a half you find floating down the river on a grindstone（磨石） . In the artless simplicity⁷ natural to his time of life, he will regard it as a perfectly⁸ fair transaction. In all ages of the world this eminently⁹ plausible¹⁰ fiction has lured¹¹ the obtuse¹² infant to financial ruin and disaster.

If at any time you find it necessary to correct your brother, do not correct him with mud -- never on any account throw mud at him, because it will soil his clothes. It is better to scald him a little; for then you attain¹³ two desirable results -- you secure his immediate¹⁴ attention to the lesson you are inculcating, and, at the same time, your hot water will have a tendency to remove impurities（杂质） from his person -- and possibly the skin also, in spots.

If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more becoming to intimate that you will do as she bids you, and then afterward¹⁵ act quietly in the matter according to the dictates（命令，指示） of your better judgment¹⁶.

You should ever bear in mind that it is to your kind parents that you are indebted for your food and your nice bed and your beautiful clothes, and for the privilege of staying home from school when you let on that you are sick. Therefore you ought to respect their little prejudices and humor their little whims（奇想，幻想） and put up with their little foibles, until they get to crowding you too much.

Good little girls should always show marked deference¹⁷ for the aged¹⁸. You ought never to "sass（跟……顶嘴） " old people -- unless they "sass" you first.