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英文笑话：Do remember not to smoke 千万记得别抽烟

时间：2011-07-23 08:18:18

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A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:

"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"

"Oh, Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"

候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人，当医生传唤他时，

他满面愁容的说：“医生，怎么办？我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油！”

医生回答他說：“喔..没关系啦！记得这几天不要抽烟！”

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0 accidentally kJ6yv     
adv.偶然地；意外地
参考例句：
  • Mary accidentally let out that her mother had telephoned.玛丽无意中说出她的母亲来过电话。
  • As I turned around,I accidentally hit him in the face.我转身时不经意撞了他的脸。
0 bottle rNCzS     
n.瓶子
参考例句：
  • Shall I open another bottle?要不要我再开一瓶？
  • I want a bottle of water.我想要一瓶水。
0 doctor A8zyp     
n.医生；博士；vt.篡改，对…做手脚
参考例句：
  • Mr.Smith is a doctor of laws.史密斯先生是法学博士。
  • He must be a doctor.他一定是个大夫。
0 few kk0x2     
adj.很少的，不多的，少数的；int.少数的
参考例句：
  • There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。
  • I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。
0 gasoline jhwxW     
n.(美)汽油
参考例句：
  • This car runs 5 miles on a gallon of gasoline.这部汽车一加仑汽油可以行驶五英里。
  • There is still some gasoline left in the tank.油箱里还剩下一些汽油。
0 help 6dwxc     
v.帮助，帮忙
参考例句：
  • Maybe I can help you.也许我可以帮你。
  • Please help me with English.请帮我学英语。
0 office 0vry6     
n.办公室，办事处，事务所；职务，职责，功能
参考例句：
  • I walked to the office.我朝办公室走去。
  • I went back to the ticket office at once.我马上返回售票处。
0 patient aACyd     
n.病人；adj.有耐心的，能容忍的
参考例句：
  • The doctor told the patient that he was in good way.大夫对病人说，他的病情已在好转。
  • We must be patient with children.我们对孩子要耐心。
0 remember 4Vcx5     
vt.记得，记住；记录，纪念；代…致意，代…问好；vi.记得
参考例句：
  • I can't remember it.我记不起来了。
  • I still remember his face.我仍然记得他的面容。
0 smoke CxUwM     
n.烟；v.吸烟；冒烟
参考例句：
  • You mustn't smoke here.你不能在这里吸烟。
  • Please open the door and windows to let the smoke out.请打开门窗散散烟。
0 worried petzJ1     
adj.烦恼的，为难的，焦虑的
参考例句：
  • He was worried about the safety of me.他为我的安全担心。
  • He worried his father to buy a new car.他苦苦缠着父亲要买一辆新车。
0 worry CfJw2     
v.担心；担忧；着急
参考例句：
  • I have nothing to worry about in this life.我这一生都很省心。
  • Don't worry.别担心。
0 yesterday RfdwO     
n.昨天，昨日；adv.昨天，昨日
参考例句：
  • What did you do yesterday?你昨天干什么了？
  • I lost my wallet yesterday.我昨天丢了钱包。