英语笑话：Doctor's Orders 紧遵医嘱

Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?

Jack¹: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.

Brown: What for?

Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read:" One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."

布朗：看到你身体这样不好真让人难过。你去看医生了吗？

杰克：看过了，我现在一天洗三次澡。

布朗：为什么？ 杰克：我也不知道，这是医生的嘱咐。他给了我一些药并告诉我要按照药瓶上的说明去做。说明上面写着“一天三次在水中服一汤匙。”