访谈录 2011-07-21&07-23 “莎莫”眼中的宠物

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 -Do you have dogs? 



-I want a dog, so...



-Get a Husky. 



-I, I think that's gonna be too big of a dog for me though. 



-Do you still live in an apartment? 



-I don't. I just can't handle a dog that's... I want a dog that I can like...



-Put in your handbag? 



-Yeah, no, not in a handbag. I want, I want a small dog that has like a lot personality. 



-I've got a Jack¹ Russell. I will give you. 



-Why?



-Seriously. 



-Why do you want to give me your dog? 



-Eh, I don't want to give you mine. I got three dogs. And then I like two of them, and...



-You want to give me your bad dog? 



-He's not, she's not a bad dog. She's a Jack Russell. They are crazy. They are Irish. 



-What's her name? What's her name? 



-Her name is Marian. 



-Marian? 



-Yeah, yeah.



-That's your first problem. Well, just, you know, like Marian, it's a lot for her...



-What should I call her then? 



-I mean, two Silbo name. Marian is a great name for a person, but for a dog, I just feel like maybe...



-Well, like Rover? 



-Rover, Rover



-Rover



-Yeah. 



-I've tried to call her Rover, then she looked at me like I was crazy. 



-The damn has just been done. 



-Yeah, no, she's too crazy anyway. You don't want her in the house. She's nuts. They go crazy. Did you ever have a dog? 



-I have, I have. 



-What did you have?



-I had a widen Terrier growing. 



-I don't really know what that is. 



-Well... 



-Is it some kind of fancy Hollywood dog? Is that What it is? 



-No, it's like a Terrier, it's like a Terrier, but it's blond, it's like a blond terrier. 



-Oh.



-Which is really cute. 



-You could dye the Jack Russel, I will mind. Do you have no pets at all, that makes me sad. 



-I don't. I really want a pet. 



-You should have some kind of, something creepy and weird², like Brigitte Spider or something. Do you like spiders? 



-I want something cute, to hang out with and hug. 



-You got your husband, I mean, that man seems very nice. 



-He's cute, too. 



-Yeah, you hang out with him. You want some evil to hang out with, too. 



-Did your husband want a dog? 



-I mean, I don't know. I think so. 



-You guys should talk a little more. 



-Yeah, I think he wants a dog. 



-I think he was. I mean, you know, we are most awkward, less awkward boss, you know what I'm saying? 



-Yeah, he wants a dog. 



-Yeah, yeah. Of course he does. Yeah. 



-Absolutely. 



-You should adopt a dog. 



-Yeah, that's a good idea. 



-From another country. 



-OK. OK, where should I adopt a dog from? 



-Hum.



-France. 



-I would say, yeah, yeah,  because they are treated so badly over there. 



-But they are ver very cute. Right? They are like... 



-Is that the same way for cute? 



-I think it's like a little French putto with this pose like...Oh. 



-I like you called French putto. I got a French dog, one of my other dogs is French. 



-Really? Is she very naughty?



-Is she, she's not so naughty, but very faulty, so...



-She makes a lot of noise? 



-No, they are French. So it's more like...



-Really? 


-Her ass³ just shrugs⁴ and then..