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双语笑话：A Brain Transplant 政治家的大脑

时间：2011-08-27 07:04:30

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The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.

You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.

The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.
 
The Brain Surgeon replied, No, it’s not better, just unused.

一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。

你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。医生告诉病人，一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。

病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别，政治家的大脑好一些吗？他问。

医生说：不是好一些，只是没有用过。

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0 amazed 9zYzBk     
adj.吃惊的，惊奇的v.使大为吃惊，使惊奇( amaze的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
  • Just the size of the place amazed her. 仅仅地方之大就使她十分惊奇。
  • I was amazed at her knowledge of French literature. 她的法国文学知识之丰富使我大为惊奇。
0 better yoLyT     
adj.更好的(good和well的比较级)；更熟练的；好的；健康的； adv.更好地；更妥；更恰当
参考例句：
  • I know you better than him.我了解你胜过了解他。
  • She is better at singing.她更擅长于歌唱。
0 brain TRpyW     
n.头脑，电脑，智慧
参考例句：
  • The brain needs a continuous supply of blood.大脑需要不断供给血液。
  • Her brain has no room for math.她没有数学头脑。
0 brains bx3zba     
n.智力，脑髓；脑( brain的名词复数 )；智慧；聪明的人；（群体中）最聪明的人
参考例句：
  • In this job you need brains as well as brawn. 这项工作耗神又耗力。
  • The idea is locked up in his brains.We know nothing. 他把自己的想法藏在脑子里，我们一无所知。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 choice HV8yq     
n.选择，抉择；精选品
参考例句：
  • There are many books you can make a choice.有许多书你可以任意选择。
  • He went abroad at his own choice.他出国是自愿选择的。
0 difference 0mTye     
n.不同；差异；区别
参考例句：
  • He doesn't know the difference between right and wrong.他是非不分。
  • The difference is so slight,that I can hardly see it.差别很小，我几乎看不出来。
0 huge jcAxN     
adj.巨大的，庞大的
参考例句：
  • He gave me a huge apple.他给了我一个大苹果。
  • His acting raised a huge laugh.他的表演引起一阵大笑。
0 just M3rxN     
adv.仅仅，只是；刚刚
参考例句：
  • He is just a child.他只是个孩子。
  • We just missed the train.我们正好没有赶上火车。
0 patient aACyd     
n.病人；adj.有耐心的，能容忍的
参考例句：
  • The doctor told the patient that he was in good way.大夫对病人说，他的病情已在好转。
  • We must be patient with children.我们对孩子要耐心。
0 perform PMWx9     
v.演出，表演
参考例句：
  • He is going to perform magic at the party.他将在晚会上表演魔术。
  • He can perform the task.他能够完成这项任务。
0 politician P24zY     
n.政客，政治人物，政治家
参考例句：
  • The job of a politician is to serve the whole community.政治家的职责是为全体大众服务。
  • You need to be a bit of a politician to succeed.你要获得成功，就需要有一点政客的手腕。
0 price 9QCxb     
n.价格，代价，价值；vt.定格，标价，比较价格
参考例句：
  • The goods have gone up in price.这些商品的价格已经上涨。
  • They are selling the bikes off the market price.他们按低于市价卖出自行车。
0 psychologist ERzxX     
n.心理学家；心理学研究者
参考例句：
  • Dr.Sinclair is a child psychologist.辛克莱博士是一位儿童心理学专家。
  • Psychologist is expert who studies at psychology.心理学家是研究心理学的专家。
0 replied f5ebc4996f23125ce7224d2fca606f4d     
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
  • She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。
  • I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 surgeon mHYz9     
n.外科医生，军医，船上的医生
参考例句：
  • His injuries were not such as to need a surgeon.他的伤还不是那种需要外科医生治的伤。
  • The surgeon is now operating.外科医生正在做手术。
0 transplant 9mrww     
n.移植的器官或植物；v.使迁移，使移居
参考例句：
  • Some plants do not transplant well.有些植物不宜移植。
  • Several of the patients had received kidney transplant.病人中有几位已接受了肾移植手术。
0 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。