双语笑话：老夫妻吵架

时间：2012-03-10 05:59:57

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　　An Old Couple's Quarrel

　　A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate¹. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative² frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court."

　　"I'm willing," said the other.

　　"I'll law you to the Supreme³ Court."

　　"I'll be there."

　　"And I'll law the hell!"

　　"My attorney will be there," was the calm reply.

老夫妻吵架

　　一对性情乖僻的老夫妻发生了争吵，一直闹到地方法官那里。败诉的一方以一种临战的姿态冲着对方嚷道：“我要到巡回法庭去告你。”

　　“愿意奉陪。”另一个说。

　　“我要到最高法院去告你。”

　　“我也陪你。”

　　“我还要到地狱去告你。”

　　“我的代理人会奉陪的。”对方平静的说。

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1 magistrate
n.地方行政官，地方法官，治安官
参考例句：
The magistrate committed him to prison for a month.法官判处他一个月监禁。 John was fined 1000 dollars by the magistrate.约翰被地方法官罚款1000美元。

2 combative
adj.好战的；好斗的
参考例句：
Mr. Obama has recently adopted a more combative tone.奥巴马总统近来采取了一种更有战斗性的语调。 She believes that women are at least as combative as are.她相信女性至少和男性一样好斗。

3 supreme
adj.极度的，最重要的；至高的，最高的
参考例句：
It was the supreme moment in his life.那是他一生中最重要的时刻。 He handed up the indictment to the supreme court.他把起诉书送交最高法院。