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英语笑话：Little Old Lady 小老太太

时间：2012-10-26 06:39:31

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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him.
"Pardon me," she said. "I'm sorry if my staring1 at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "as I'm leaving, would you say 'Goodbye, mother?' It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!" Then, as he stepped up to the checkout2 counter3, he saw that his total was $127. "How can that be?" he asked. "I only purchased4 a few things!"
The clerk replied, "Your mother said you'd pay for her."
 
一名十六岁少年穿过一个超级市场的时候，他看到一个老太太追随他。 
“对不起，”她说。“我很抱歉，如果我的凝望你已使你感到不舒服。只是你看就像我的儿子，他最近去世。”
“我很抱歉”，青年男子回答说 ，“有什么我可以为您做？”
“是的，”她说，“当我离开的时候，你会不会说‘再见了，妈妈’呢？这会令我感到好多了。”
“当然可以”年轻的男子回答说。 
在老妇人离开时，他喊道， "再见，妈妈！ "然后，他去柜台付帐，看到了他的总数是127美元。 "怎么能这样" ？他问道。 "我只购买了几件东西" ！ 
柜台回答说： "你妈妈说你替她支付。" 

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1 staring 65711b3ed557332f9dbbbc0e5f43e8bb     
adj.目不转睛的；凝视的；显眼的；（毛发）竖立的v.凝视，瞪视( stare的现在分词 )
参考例句：
  • She lay on her back staring up at the ceiling. 她仰卧着凝视天花板。
  • She was staring into space, her mouth slack. 她双唇微张，失神地望着前方。
2 checkout lwGzd1     
n.（超市等）收银台，付款处
参考例句：
  • Could you pay at the checkout.你能在结帐处付款吗。
  • A man was wheeling his shopping trolley to the checkout.一个男人正推着购物车向付款台走去。
3 counter Iznxc     
n.柜台；计数器；adj.相反的；adv.与…相反地；vt.反对，反击；vi.反对，反击
参考例句：
  • This counter is closed now.这个柜台现在已停止营业。
  • Set the counter to zero and you'll know where the recording starts.把计数器拨到零，你就会知道录音从哪儿开始。
4 purchased 81c9d26a11875ce112f151c135c0fe38     
购买的，买到的
参考例句：
  • Copies of the CD can be purchased at cost price. 这光盘可按成本价购买。
  • All of those parts can be purchased off the shelf. 所有这些零件都有现货供应。