超萌收银小萝莉：妈妈你要付我钱！

Girl: It's five dollars.

Mom: Five dollars? Can you open it? Give me some money. I don't have money. Can you pay² it for me?

Girl: OK.

Mom: Where is all the money? Where did³ it go?

Girl: Macho ate⁴ it. He ate the money of me.

Mom: So can I get it for free⁵? ...Come on!

Girl: No, no, no...eighty.

Mom: Eh?

Girl: Eighty.

Mom: It's eighty?

Girl: See...you have to pay it.

Mom: I have to pay it? I don't have money!

Girl: Mommy eat.

Mom: What?

Girl: Mommy eat already⁶. Now you owe⁷ money to me!

Mom: I have to give you my... I own⁸ you money? What a thief⁹!

Girl: Get the money.

Mom: Are you gonna call somebody¹⁰ on me? Cause¹¹ I'm not gonna pay? You did call the police¹²?

Girl: Hello? Come here... bye-bye.

Mom: So daddy, mommy tried to buy those, and I didn't have the money so I couldn't pay Mile. So you gonna pay Mile?

Girl: Seriously, she had¹³ no money.

Mom: Oh-oh, daddy is eating it without paying¹⁴ you! So daddy, no! no! no! You're gonna pay me first!

Girl: ...that's it.

Dad: Daddy is absolutely¹⁵ free... Mile, who do you love more? Mommy or daddy?

Girl: Daddy.

Mom: No---Who do you love more? Daddy or mommy?

Girl: I love you both.

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