[00:03.54]at this crossroads in your life. 在你的这个十字路口需要的人
[00:10.42]Come on. Give me a break. 拜托 别说我了
[00:10.90]You’re in love with yourself. 你都不仅仅是自恋了
[00:16.06]30.
[00:18.34]Next year. 明年
[00:21.22]let me tell you something, 30 next year. 我来跟你说说吧 虚岁30的小男人
[00:26.02]You don’t know me. 你不了解我
[00:27.98]and you certainly don’t know what I need in my life. 你当然也不会知道我的生活需要什么
[00:33.42]I don’t care. 我不在意
[00:35.46]You’re difficult. 你很固执
[00:41.42]with the angles and the attitude. 有自己的立场和态度
[00:43.70]I dig it. 我喜欢
[00:47.06]Go home, Byron. 回家去吧 Byron
[01:11.30]You know, you don’t not have a point. 你知道吗 你没说明白
[01:17.26]That is exactly my point. 这就是我要说的
[01:25.86]in, like, a million years have any real feelings for. 也不会陷进去
[01:31.50]No obligations. No complications. 没有责任 没有痛苦
[01:32.42]No expectations. 没有期许
[01:35.10]That’s pretty much how I live my life. 这就是我的生活方式
[01:39.66]So... 那...
[01:42.66]Okay, raise your right hand. 举起你的右手
[01:46.50]Okay. 好吧
[01:47.50]Okay, repeat after me. 好了 跟着我重复
[01:48.90]I, Byron... 我 Byron...
[01:54.34]Okay, that’s great. 真不错
[01:57.46]I, Byron, promise to never fall in love with Sylvia, 我 Byron 发誓绝不爱上Sylvia
[02:01.90]no matter how awesome she may be. 无论她是多么地棒
[02:03.70]I, Byron, promise that if one of us breaks this deal, 我 Byron 发誓如果有谁不遵守这个约定
[02:09.18]- it’s not gonna be me. - What? It’s not gonna be me? - 那肯定不会是我 - 什么? 肯定不会是你?
[02:10.74]- Yes, it is. - No, it’s not. - 不会是我 - 不会是你
[02:11.98]Yep. 对
[02:13.94]Okay, you gonna kiss me, or you gonna be clever? 那 你是要吻我还是要扮矜持?
[02:15.54]I’m going to kiss you. 我要吻你
[02:18.74]Okay, soon, you think? 好吧 现在吗?
[02:20.02]My God. 我的天啊
[02:20.70]I’m just building the tension... 我只是有点紧张...
[02:21.42]# Let’s have some fun # # 我们来找点乐子 #
[02:23.22]# You can make, make, make, make # # 你能做得到 做得到 #
[02:27.98]Okay. 好吧
[02:29.66]Wait, hold on, okay. 等等 坚持一下
[02:38.90]Okay, there’s... 好吧 有...
[02:42.18]Oh no. 噢 不是吧
[02:42.74]- We can go back in there. - Okay. - 我们可以回那去 - 好的
[02:43.46]That looks really uncomfortable. 看上去真不舒服
[02:46.86]Let me take this off. 我把这件脱了
[02:50.74]When did I start wanting you? 我啥时候开始想要你了啊?
[02:53.02]My guess is that you probably always wanted me 我猜想 你一直都想要我
[02:57.38]and that you just forgot. 只是你忘记了
[02:58.98]I don’t really think so. 我真不这样觉得
[02:59.66]It’s just at theory, really. 只是理论上来说
[03:05.26]Yeah, there. 是啊 对
[03:07.42]Unbutton, unbutton. 解开 快解开
[03:09.54]I can’t. Help me. 不行 帮帮我
[03:15.50]There. 好了
[03:15.58]Wait, what? 等... 啊?
[03:16.66]Wait... 等等...
[03:16.74]Don’t tell Walt, okay? 不要告诉Walt 好吗?
[03:18.66]What? 啥?
[03:20.34]Seriously, that’s another condition. 我是认真的 这是另一个条件
[03:21.42]You can’t tell Walt. 不能告诉Walt
[03:22.42]What are you talking about? 你究竟在说什么?
[03:24.50]You want me to lie to my best friend? 你要我对我最好的朋友撒谎?
[03:27.10]I can’t, no, come on. 我不行 真的 不行
[03:28.22]Totally, totally not the same thing at all. 这完全不是一回事
[03:28.34]What? No, I’m lying to my brother. 什么? 我还对我的弟弟撒谎呢
[03:30.70]No, no, I’m sorry. 不行 对不起
[03:33.26]I can’t do that. 我不能那么做
[03:35.98]I’m sorry. 抱歉
[03:37.62]Okay. 好吧
[03:45.10]That’s a shame. 真可惜
[03:46.42]Yeah. 对
[03:47.66]This could have been fun. 本来会很愉悦的
[03:50.10]Could have. 可能
[03:50.66]Probably would have been. 很可能
[03:51.94]I think so, yeah. 我也这么想
[04:05.70]Well, I hope things don’t get
weird5 after this. 我希望 以后我们彼此不会变得难堪
[04:12.14]Well, nothing happened, so... 什么也没发生 所以...
[04:14.14]Yeah, I’m sure. 是的 我肯定
[04:15.82]Yeah, except that, but whatever. 对 除了... 算了
[04:17.98]Yeah. 是
[04:24.06]Yeah, sweet dreams. 好吧 祝你好梦
[04:24.46]Okay. 好
[04:33.02]Not telling him isn’t necessarily lying. 隐瞒其实不能算是欺骗
[04:35.78]Totally different thing. Totally different. 完全是两回事 完全不同
[04:37.50]Come here. 来
[04:38.50]# You can dit, dit, ditty until I’m done # # 我哼完了你也哼 #
[04:39.18]# Dit, dit, ditty now hit and run # # 滴 滴 滴 开始来哼小曲 #
[04:43.34]# Come along dit, ditty # # 滴 滴 滴 一起来吧 #
[04:44.62]# till the boy’s a broken thing # # 直到男孩他无法再哼 #
[04:49.34]Oh, my God. 天啊
[04:54.26]Okay, you two ready? 好了 可以点餐了吗?
[04:55.78]Yeah. 好了
[04:56.58]I think I’ll have the... 我想要...
[05:01.02]It’s you. 是你
[05:02.54]Arthur, it’s her. Arthur 就是她
[05:03.74]Her who? 她是谁?
[05:04.74]Her, sassy weather girl, right? 麻辣气象女孩 对吧?
[05:05.02]It’s you, isn’t it? 就是你 是吧?
[05:06.82]Sylvia, what is it? Velasquez? Sylvia 姓什么来着? Velasquez?
[05:09.02]No. My name is Margot. 不 我叫Margot
[05:14.66]Name tag says, "Sylvia." 名牌上写的是"Sylvia"
[05:18.66]Sorry. 抱歉
[05:21.06]This is what you’re doing now? 这就是你现在的工作?
[05:22.70]That is really sad. 这真可悲
[05:25.02]So what can I get you folks? 我能帮你们什么吗?
[05:25.70]You couldn’t get a job anywhere else? 你不能找到别的工作了吗?
[05:26.90]Well, it’s not like there aren’t a million people 又不是说只有几个人
[05:28.66]who can read the weather section 能够读懂气象图
[05:30.86]and then
ramble8 on about it on some morning show. 并且在早间新闻播报
[05:32.46]- Arthur. - I mean, come on. - Arthur - 我是说
[05:34.86]Well... Sorry. 嗯.... 对不起
[05:34.94]It’s not exactly hard-hitting
journalism9 or anything. 那又不是什么措辞严谨的新闻工作
[05:40.14]Damn it. 该死的
[05:41.18]I am so sorry. 我真的很抱歉
[05:42.02]No, I did not do that on... 不 我不是...
[05:42.18]You did that on purpose. 你是故意的
[05:45.90]No, you’re sassy. 不 你真麻辣
[05:49.46]and that was a very sassy thing for you to do. 这对你而言就是一件很麻辣的事
[05:50.26]Duh, everybody says so, 咄 人人都这样说
[05:51.86]You know, why don’t I just get you guys a new server? 我何不帮你们找一个新的服务员呢?
[05:55.10]Great, sassy. 你真牛 麻辣女
[05:55.90]Yeah, why don’t you? 对 为什么不?
[05:59.38]Holy smoking. 天杀的
[06:00.30]Unbelievable. 真不敢相信
[06:03.06]Whatever. 无所谓
[06:05.94]Do over. Do over. 重来 重来
[06:06.74]Advantage, Byron. 我先来 Byron
[06:11.22]It’s just... it’s a
flick11 of the wrist. 这只是... 这只是在晃动手腕而已
[06:13.58]It’s a flick of the wrist, and it’s just... 这只是晃动手腕的动作 这只是...
[06:14.34]Down in front. 别挡道
[06:16.42]See that’s... and that’s what happens. 看吧 那就是结果
[06:17.22]It’s a save. 保存
[06:19.06]That’s what happens when you don’t practice. 当你不经常练习 就会这样
[06:19.70]You know what? 你知道吗?
[06:23.38]That’s what happens when you don’t practice. 当你不经常练习 就会这样
[06:23.54]Serve. Serve it. 发球 发球
[06:24.62]Point. 得分
[06:27.34]Just lob it up there for me. 只要发高球我就赢了
[06:30.78]A little side... 有一点偏了...
[06:30.90]Just shove it down your throat. 你要多多练习
[06:34.30]Hey, I’m... I’m just gonna... 嘿 我... 我要...
[06:36.58]Yeah, knock yourself out. 好 你随便
[06:36.95]Keep working on it, though. 你继续加油啊
[06:37.30]I’m gonna be right back. 我马上回来
[06:38.14]Service. 服务来了
[06:38.30]Keep working on it, though. 你继续加油啊