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原版英文故事与诗歌：The Flatulence Tax

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（单词翻译）

 　　A flatulence tax on cattle and sheep,

 
　　Another rip-off to make us all weep.
 
　　Preserving the ozone1 at any expense,
 
　　It's all propaganda that doesn't make sense.
 
　　Abandon the flock and abolish the herd2,
 
　　When it comes to survival, then nothing's absurd.
 
　　But what will we eat for daily protein?
 
　　The answer is simple, the mighty3 baked bean.
 
　　So plough in the forage4 and pastures too
 
　　Put paid to the curse of the cattle pooh.
 
　　Then plant all the land with navy beans,
 
　　Belching5 out gases from smoky machines.
 
　　The resulting erosion will wipe any smiles,
 
　　Make the Greenies appear they're suffering piles.
 
　　With options so few when it comes to a meal,
 
　　And the after-affects still part of the deal.
 
　　With the whole population gobbling baked beans,
 
　　The potential was there for some horrid6 scenes.
 
　　The worst of our fears were about to come true,
 
　　The Follies7 were gobbling their baked beans too.
 
　　And adding more fuel to their natural reserve,
 
　　The electorate8 was poised9 to get its deserve.
 
　　Their innards vibrated their faces contorted,
 
　　The speaker collapsed10 and debate was aborted11.
 
　　Then rising as one from babes to old Granny,
 
　　With timing12 so perfect was almost uncanny.
 
　　The whole population let off a great fart,
 
　　With a bloody13 big bang blew the ozone apart.

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1 ozone omQzBE     
n.臭氧，新鲜空气
参考例句：
  • The ozone layer is a protective layer around the planet Earth.臭氧层是地球的保护层。
  • The capacity of ozone can adjust according of requirement.臭氧的产量可根据需要或调节。
2 herd Pd8zb     
n.兽群，牧群；vt.使集中，把…赶在一起
参考例句：
  • She drove the herd of cattle through the wilderness.她赶着牛群穿过荒野。
  • He had no opinions of his own but simply follow the herd.他从无主见，只是人云亦云。
3 mighty YDWxl     
adj.强有力的；巨大的
参考例句：
  • A mighty force was about to break loose.一股巨大的力量即将迸发而出。
  • The mighty iceberg came into view.巨大的冰山出现在眼前。
4 forage QgyzP     
n.(牛马的)饲料，粮草；v.搜寻，翻寻
参考例句：
  • They were forced to forage for clothing and fuel.他们不得不去寻找衣服和燃料。
  • Now the nutritive value of the forage is reduced.此时牧草的营养价值也下降了。
5 belching belching     
n. 喷出，打嗝 动词belch的现在分词形式
参考例句：
  • The Tartars employed another weapon, the so-called Chinese dragon belching fire. 鞑靼人使用了另一种武器，所谓中国龙喷火器。
  • Billows of smoke were belching from the chimney. 巨浪似的烟正从烟囱里喷出来。
6 horrid arozZj     
adj.可怕的；令人惊恐的；恐怖的；极讨厌的
参考例句：
  • I'm not going to the horrid dinner party.我不打算去参加这次讨厌的宴会。
  • The medicine is horrid and she couldn't get it down.这种药很难吃，她咽不下去。
7 follies e0e754f59d4df445818b863ea1aa3eba     
罪恶，时事讽刺剧； 愚蠢，蠢笨，愚蠢的行为、思想或做法( folly的名词复数 )
参考例句：
  • He has given up youthful follies. 他不再做年轻人的荒唐事了。
  • The writings of Swift mocked the follies of his age. 斯威夫特的作品嘲弄了他那个时代的愚人。
8 electorate HjMzk     
n.全体选民；选区
参考例句：
  • The government was responsible to the electorate.政府对全体选民负责。
  • He has the backing of almost a quarter of the electorate.他得到了几乎1/4选民的支持。
9 poised SlhzBU     
a.摆好姿势不动的
参考例句：
  • The hawk poised in mid-air ready to swoop. 老鹰在半空中盘旋，准备俯冲。
  • Tina was tense, her hand poised over the telephone. 蒂娜心情紧张，手悬在电话机上。
10 collapsed cwWzSG     
adj.倒塌的
参考例句：
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
11 aborted dfb7069bfc6e0064a6c667626eca07b4     
adj.流产的，失败的v.（使）流产( abort的过去式和过去分词 )；（使）（某事物）中止；（因故障等而）（使）（飞机、宇宙飞船、导弹等）中断飞行；（使）（飞行任务等）中途失败
参考例句：
  • The rocket flight had to be aborted because of difficulties with computer. 因电脑出故障，这次火箭飞行只好中辍。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • They aborted the space flight finally. 他们最后中止了这次宇航飞行。 来自《简明英汉词典》
12 timing rgUzGC     
n.时间安排，时间选择
参考例句：
  • The timing of the meeting is not convenient.会议的时间安排不合适。
  • The timing of our statement is very opportune.我们发表声明选择的时机很恰当。
13 bloody kWHza     
adj.非常的的；流血的；残忍的；adv.很；vt.血染
参考例句：
  • He got a bloody nose in the fight.他在打斗中被打得鼻子流血。
  • He is a bloody fool.他是一个十足的笨蛋。

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