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艾伦脱口秀07 熊孩子上学了

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   This is still our big season premiere week.And ... so we're back to work and kids are back at school.Do any of you have kids? Kids?And kids who just started college?Andbody?

  今天仍是我们首映周 我们都上班了 孩子也上学了 你们谁有孩子呢 有没有谁的孩子上大学呢
  Yeah. You're the happy ones,huh?They're gone. They are gone.I just read an article about kids who started college this year.
  最开心的是你们吧 他们终于走了 走了 我刚看到篇关于新生入学的文章
  They are the class of 2017,which by the way is insance.The class of 2017.i graduated high school in 1976. And...thank you.
  他们是2017届 太让人难以接受了 2017届啊 我高中毕业的时候还是1976年呢 谢谢啊
  I graduated college in the...I didn't.But that's not the point.Doesn't matter.
  我大学毕业的时候也才 好像没毕业过 但不是重点啦 可以忽略
  Sometimes I don't think we realize how different our perspectives are from younger generations.These kids were born in 1995.
  有时候我们都意识不到 这些熊孩子们的三观和我们有多不同 他们1995年出生
  And they're part of generation why.As in why you take so many pictures of yourselves.A question I have.
  他们是“为啥”的一代 为啥一天到晚都在自拍 这是个我不能解的迷
  Their world is so different than the world that I grew up in. You know, the news crawl, at the bottom of most of the news networks.They have never watched TV without that being there.
  他们的世界和我成长的世界如此不同 就比如说在新闻台下面的新闻滚条 打从他们看电视 这玩意儿就一直在
  To put that in perspective, when I was growing up,the only thing that crawled along my TV was a dust bunny,I named Kyle and referred to as my soul mate.
  相比而言 我小的时候 能滚过我家电视屏幕的唯有灰尘因子 灰尘因子凯尔 我的灵魂伴侣
  Kids...I was lonely.Kids starting college have always had internet and email.And they've always had GPS.
  而现在的孩子们 我当年还真是寂寞啊 孩子们上大学都有网络和邮箱
  SAnd they've always had GPS.Can you imagine that? They've always had GPS.So they've never had to pull into a gas station to ask for directions.How crazy is that?
  而且他们入手一个定位系统 你敢想么 人手一只定位器 于是他们从不用去加油站问路 多疯狂啊
  I mean, if I never had to do that,I never would have met my first slim jim.Not the food.He was a drifter I met in Texaco.It was my first one.Means there were many.
  真的 如果我也这样的话 我就不会遇到我的第一只大麻 不是吃的啦 是我在加油站遇到的一个流浪哥 好吧 是我的第一支 说明以后有很多
  And I just realized,if they were born in 1995.That means basically for their entire lives I've been gay.That's what I realize.So...it's crazy.
  我突然意识到 如果他们是在95年出生 那打从他们记事起我就已经出轨了 我刚刚意识到呢 所以 多无厘头啊
  They...they text, they tweet, they twerk,they have names like Twitch,who is my guest DJ today.So,I say it to you, Twitch,make me twerk.
  他们发短信 推特 跳抖臀舞 还有诸如Twitch这样神奇的名字 他是我今天的代班DJ 那么 Twitch 让我扭起来吧

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0 lives T06x2     
n.生命(life的复数);生物,活物;生活( life的名词复数 );生命;一生;生活方式v.活( live的第三人称单数 );居住;以…为生;(按照规矩)管理生活
参考例句:
  • My aunt lives in Canada. 我的姑母住在加拿大。
  • The bulk of the population lives in cities. 大多数人口居住在城市里。
0 article Zvrz1     
n.文章,物品,条款;冠词
参考例句:
  • The article is very important.这篇文章很重要。
  • Can you translate this article for me?你能替我翻译这篇文章吗?
0 yourselves TexzRh     
pron.你们自己
参考例句:
  • I hope you'll enjoy yourselves.我希望你们能玩得高兴。
  • Did you make these cakes yourselves?这些蛋糕是你们亲手做的吗?
0 just M3rxN     
adv.仅仅,只是;刚刚
参考例句:
  • He is just a child.他只是个孩子。
  • We just missed the train.我们正好没有赶上火车。
0 referred 952801d9e615d57fd6600e3bb3db2717     
vi.(to)涉及,查阅v.提到( refer的过去式和过去分词 );针对;关系到;请教
参考例句:
  • The case was referred to a higher court. 案件转到了上一级法院。
  • We referred the matter back to the Finance Committee. 我们把这事转回给财政委员会处理。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 thing eq7yH     
n.事物,东西,物,用品;事,事件,情况;行为;特征
参考例句:
  • All work and no play isn't a good thing.只工作不玩耍不是件好事。
  • For one thing there isn't time, for another we haven't enough money.首先我们没有时间,其次我们没有足够的钱。
0 soul TwmwK     
n.灵魂,心灵,精神,精髓,精华;人,化身,典型;鬼魂;adj.黑人的;(尤指在黑人文化中)激发情感的
参考例句:
  • A dancer must throw herself heart and soul into every performance.舞蹈演员对每一场演出都必须尽心尽力。
  • He was heart and soul against the new rules.他完全反对新规定。
0 generations 3d4358e6676f887db6e999a498ee82ff     
n.代( generation的名词复数 );(家史中的)一代;产生;一批
参考例句:
  • These diamonds have been handed down in his family for generations. 这些钻石在他家已经传了好几代。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The farm has been transferred from father to son for generations. 这农场由父亲传给儿子,已传了好几代。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 gay sfOzP     
adj.同性恋的;色彩鲜艳的;n.(男)同性恋者
参考例句:
  • I don't know he was a gay person.我不知道他是同性恋者。
  • Spring comes round to the earth again and everything looks fresh and gay.春回大地,万象更新。
0 slim Lx6w3     
adj.苗条的,纤细的;薄的;微小的
参考例句:
  • She is tall and slim.她身量修长。
  • I wish I was as slim as you.但愿我能像你一样苗条。
0 would 8fPwB     
aux.will的过去式;愿,要;常常;大概;将要,会
参考例句:
  • Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说?
  • Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗?
0 pull 3tqy9     
n.拉,拖,拉绳;vi.拔,拉,拖;vt.拉
参考例句:
  • Pull your chair up to the table.把你的椅子挪近桌子。
  • Please pull the door to when you go out.你出去请把门带上。
0 world hfPw4     
n.世界
参考例句:
  • We have friends all over the world.我们的朋友遍天下。
  • Welcome to my small world.欢迎光临我的小天地。
0 realize QTDxS     
vt.认识到;了解到,实现,使显得逼真,把…变为现金;vi. 变卖为现金
参考例句:
  • Do you realize the importance of this question?你意识到这个问题的重要性了吗?
  • He'll come to realize it one day.他总有一天会懂得这一点。
0 networks 3e11ca2215bada5ab235ee73e4ff7cd0     
n.网( network的名词复数 );(电视与计算机)网络;网状物;广播网
参考例句:
  • a satellite hook-up between the major European networks 欧洲各主要电视网通过卫星的联播
  • Transport networks need to be expanded to remote rural areas. 运输网需要扩展到偏远的农村。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 means 9oXzBX     
n.方法,手段,折中点,物质财富
参考例句:
  • That man used artful means to find out secrets.那人使用狡猾的手段获取机密。
  • We must get it done by some means or other.我们总得想办法把它干完。
0 never 95Ezl     
adv.从不,决不,不曾;
参考例句:
  • I have never been there.我从未到过那里。
  • I never get a holiday.我从未有过假日。
0 first FjMxx     
adj.第一的;adv.首先
参考例句:
  • What should I do first?我该首先做什么?
  • That is the first question.这是第一个问题。
0 dust yrox2     
n.灰尘,尘埃,粉末,花粉,土,骚乱&vt.拂去灰尘,撒,弄成粉末&vi. 拂去灰尘
参考例句:
  • She swept the dust out.她把灰尘扫出去。
  • A lot of dust had blown in. 吹进来许多灰尘。
0 email email     
n.电子邮件(Electronic mail),透过电脑网路传送邮件的方式
参考例句:
  • You can send me an email.你可以给我发一份电子邮件。
  • It's Interesting to read your email.读你的电子邮件很有趣。
0 any rMyy5     
adj.任何的;所有的
参考例句:
  • I don't have any hobbies.我没有任何的爱好。
  • It isn't any use.它任何用途都没有。
0 crawled a78e9c621de0ba13445c28d21d24a6d3     
v.爬( crawl的过去式和过去分词 );(昆虫)爬行;缓慢行进;巴结
参考例句:
  • They crawled along on their bellies. 他们匍匐前进。
  • She crawled onto the river bank and lay there gulping in air. 她爬上河岸,躺在那里喘着粗气。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 bottom hW6z0     
n.底部;屁股,臀部;adj.底部的
参考例句:
  • The bottom of the cup is broken.这杯子的底破了。
  • The channel must have a flat bottom.沟道的底要平。
0 met wCyxO     
v.相遇( meet的过去式和过去分词 );相识;开会;接触(某物)
参考例句:
  • I'll make arrangements for you to be met at the airport. 我会安排人到机场接你。
  • She hangs out with the arty types she met at drama school. 她和一些在戏剧学校认识的附庸风雅的朋友常混在一起。
0 kids d2466bd5a5facbe64c9e405e2bfd42df     
n.小孩( kid的名词复数 );年轻人;小山羊;小山羊皮
参考例句:
  • My funny drawings amused the kids. 我的滑稽图画把孩子们逗乐了。
  • The neighbours' kids are the bane of my life . 街坊邻居的孩子让我生活得很不安宁。
0 sand 1Yox0     
n.砂,沙滩;v.撒沙,以沙掩盖
参考例句:
  • The sand is very white.这沙子很白。
  • The sand was warm under bare feet.光脚踩在沙滩上,感到热呼呼的。
0 being 1yfzKt     
n.存在;生存;生命存在,生命,人, 本质;art.在,有,是
参考例句:
  • Can you explain to me the purpose of being?你能对我解释一下存在的目的吗?
  • What is the purpose of our being?我们生存的目的是什么?
0 year mfzwM     
n.年,年度,学年;adj./adv.每年,一年一次
参考例句:
  • Four seasons make a year.四季构成了一年。
  • Spring is the beginning of the year.春天是一年的开始。
0 growing mr7zm6     
adj.生长的;成长中的;增长的;初期的困难(或问题等)v.种植( grow的现在分词 );扩大;扩展;增加
参考例句:
  • There is growing apprehension that fighting will begin again. 人们愈来愈担心会重开战火。
  • one of a growing clan of stars who have left Hollywood 脱离了好莱坞的那帮人数日益增多的明星中的一员
0 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
参考例句:
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
0 mate 2B9xE     
n.伙伴,同事;配偶;大副;v.(使)交配
参考例句:
  • Where is the mate to this glove?这副手套的另一只在哪儿?
  • She has been a faithful mate to him.她一直是他忠实的配偶。
0 season MEAyu     
n.季节,时期;v.调味,使...适用
参考例句:
  • Autumn is a wonderful season.秋天是极好的季节。
  • Spring is the first season.春天是第一个季节。
0 only bIzxE     
adv.仅仅,只不过;adj.唯一的;conj.可是,不过
参考例句:
  • We have only one earth.我们只有一个地球。
  • I only found it by accident.我只是碰巧找到的。
0 text 3p2wO     
n.本文,文件,正文,课文;vt./vi.发短信
参考例句:
  • You will find the text anywhere in the Bible.你可在《圣经》某处找到这段经文。
  • The teacher asked the students to copy out the text.老师让同学们抄写课文。
0 grew nfBxP     
v.种植( grow的过去式 );扩大;扩展;增加
参考例句:
  • Her hair gradually coarsened as she grew older. 随着年龄的增长,她的头发逐渐变粗糙了。
  • The prisoners grew increasingly desperate. 犯人因绝望而越来越胆大妄为。
0 guest CeIxt     
n.客人,宾客,顾客,旅客
参考例句:
  • We must prepare a room for our guest.我们必须为客人预备一个房间。
  • He is an unwelcome guest.他是个不受欢迎的客人。
0 station vuKwc     
n.车站,站,位置;v.安置,配置
参考例句:
  • This is Taipei railway station.这里是台北火车站。
  • The station is two miles away.车站离这里两英里。
0 high hddxQ     
adj.高的,高度的,高级的,高尚的;adv.高高地
参考例句:
  • How high are we flying?我们飞行高度是多少?
  • How high is the mountain?这山有多高?
0 generation Dgqxt     
n.产生,发生,一代,一代人
参考例句:
  • This book was handed down from generation to generation.这本书世代相传。
  • People of my generation all think the same way about this.关于这件事,我们这代人都有同感。
0 graduated Wrmzxm     
a.(税)累进的;分等级的;刻度的;毕业的
参考例句:
  • He graduated cum laude. 他以优等成绩毕业。
  • He graduated with a GPA of 3.8. 他毕业时各科成绩的平均积分点为3.8。
0 internet xqGzJ6     
n.因特网;互联网络
参考例句:
  • You can find it on the Internet.你可以在因特网上找到它。
  • I surf the Internet two hours a day.我每天上网冲浪两个小时。
0 crawl cnGyV     
vi./n.爬行,匍匐行进;缓慢(费力)地行进
参考例句:
  • We learn to crawl before we learn to walk.我们学会走路之前先要学会爬。
  • She slowed the car to a crawl.她把车开得很慢。
0 still CuMwK     
adj.静止的,寂静的;adv.还,仍然;更;安静地
参考例句:
  • I'm still not interested.我还是不感兴趣。
  • I still remember his face.我仍然记得他的面容。
0 part m45zX     
n.部份,零件;角色,部位;vt.分开,分离,分配;vi.分离,离开;adv.部份地;adj.分离的
参考例句:
  • This is the broken part.这就是损坏的部件。
  • Which part do you play?你演哪一个角色?
0 along 6L6ym     
adv.一道,一起;prep.沿着,顺着
参考例句:
  • Would you like to come along?你想一起去吗?
  • They walked slowly along the road.他们沿着公路慢慢走。
0 question ISBxJ     
n.问题,疑问,疑问句;v.询问,审问,怀疑
参考例句:
  • That is the first question.这是第一个问题。
  • Who is to question him?该由谁来质问他?
0 point zO4x1     
n.点,要点,尖端,细节,目标;v.指出,瞄准
参考例句:
  • He missed the point of the joke.他错过了那个笑话的要点。
  • Do you have any questions at this point?就这一点你们还有什么问题吗?
0 week Xg3wb     
n.星期,周
参考例句:
  • The rain lasted a week.雨持续了一周。
  • What shall we do next week?下个星期我们做什么?
0 perspective 7MAxN     
n.视角,观点,想法
参考例句:
  • You can get a perspective of the whole city from here.从这里你可以看到城市的全景。
  • We may get a clear perspective of the people's happy lives.我们知道人民对幸福生活的展望。
0 as pNiyL     
conj.按照;如同
参考例句:
  • He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。
  • In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里,这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。
0 younger xfnwQ     
adj.年轻的;n.年纪较小的人
参考例句:
  • My younger brother hides behind the door. 我弟弟躲在门后。
  • She is older than me but my other sisters are younger. 她比我大,其余都是我妹妹。
0 lonely P0gxM     
adj.孤独的,寂寞的,孤零零的,人迹罕至的
参考例句:
  • The place is a bit lonely.那个地方有点荒凉。
  • I don't feel lonely as I've made new friends here. 我在这里又交了新朋友,一点也不寂寞。
0 watched e49e5c5c14850e1f20726b09cd155018     
vt.注视,注意(watch的过去式与过去分词形式)
参考例句:
  • We stood on the pier and watched as they embarked. 我们站在突码头上目送他们登船。
  • The child watched, enthralled by the bright moving images. 这孩子看着那明亮的移动的影像,被迷住了。
0 crazy iohzJ     
adj.发疯的,荒唐的,古怪的;(about)狂热爱好的
参考例句:
  • It is a crazy idea.那是一个疯狂的想法。
  • He is crazy about that girl.他迷上了那位女孩。
0 born 8xkzhH     
v.动词bear的过去分词;adj.出生的,与生俱来的
参考例句:
  • The baby can cry as soon as he is born.婴儿生下来就会哭。
  • I feel as if I had been born again.我有一种再生之感。
0 mean PCUxz     
v.意指;指示
参考例句:
  • What do you mean by opening my letters?你打开我的信用意何在?
  • It does mean you have learned something.它意味着你学有所成。
0 matter cBExQ     
n.事情;问题;麻烦事,毛病
参考例句:
  • It is just a matter of time.这只是个时间问题。
  • This matter is very important.这件事很重要。
0 directions a3e7acbd8880a80dc69edb0d729a9467     
direction的复数形式; 方面( direction的名词复数 ); 方向; 指南; (电影导演的)指点
参考例句:
  • She gave me clear and precise directions. 她给了我清晰而准确的指示。
  • He gave me very explicit directions on how to get there. 他清楚地向我说明了去那儿的路线。
0 started 3bebb2f89180b03fa5ae736665f648d9     
v.出发,启程( start的过去式和过去分词 );起动;提出(问题);开办
参考例句:
  • They started life anew in Canada. 他们在加拿大开始新生活。
  • He started to applaud and the others joined in. 他开始鼓掌,其他人也跟着鼓起掌来。
0 way 1gIwk     
n.路,道路;方法,手段
参考例句:
  • Which way are we going?我们走哪条路?
  • Teaching is a great way to learn!教学是学习的极好途径!
0 gas 7fWzL     
n.煤气,气体,汽油;vt.毒(死),加油
参考例句:
  • I seem to smell gas.我好像闻到煤气味儿。
  • There are several kinds of gas in the air.空气中有几种气体。
0 basically 7POyW     
adv.基本上,从根本上说
参考例句:
  • His heart is basically sound.他的心脏基本上健康。
  • Basically I agree with your plan.我基本上同意你的计划。
0 news OG1xE     
n.新闻,消息
参考例句:
  • No news is good news.没有消息就是好消息。
  • I like reading hot news.我喜欢读热点新闻。
0 starting qhhzeF     
n.出发,开始v.出发,启程( start的现在分词 );起动;提出(问题);开办
参考例句:
  • The band is starting to get a lot of airplay. 这支乐队的歌曲已开始在电台热播。
  • The World Cup bandwagon is starting to roll. 世界杯足球赛热潮即将涌起。
0 imagine KaJxq     
vt.想象,设想;料想,猜想
参考例句:
  • I don't imagine they will come if it rains.我认为天如果下雨,他们是不会来的。
  • You don't imagine it is true.你别想像那是真的。
0 sometimes mwTw1     
adv.有时,不时
参考例句:
  • Sometimes I go by car.有时我坐汽车去。
  • You must take it easy sometimes.有时候你必须放松一下。
0 entire Gosxn     
adj.全部的,完整的,同性质的,纯正的,全面的
参考例句:
  • The entire world consists of matter.整个世界都是由物质组成的。
  • I've wasted an entire day on this.在这上面我已经浪费了一整天的时间。
0 had FeBxb     
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词;conj.有
参考例句:
  • I just had a good idea!我有个好主意!
  • The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
0 without XfSwo     
adv.在外面;n.外面,外部;prep.无,没有
参考例句:
  • He stood there without moving.他站那儿没有动。
  • The sound comes from without.那声音从外面来。
0 perspectives 1eda9e6f20b218769ede8cd2fd181743     
n.透视( perspective的名词复数 );透视图;观点;全景
参考例句:
  • We suggest that it is possible to reconcile these apparently opposing perspectives. 我们认为这两个看似对立的观点是可以调和的。 来自辞典例句
  • These countries loom big in the perspectives of European writers. 这些国家在欧洲作者们的心目中是庞大逼人的。 来自辞典例句
0 work OoOyu     
n.工作,劳动
参考例句:
  • We all work hard.我们都努力工作。
  • Her work is to take care of the children.她的工作是照料好孩子。
0 most 9nczju     
adj.最多的(many,much的最高级)
参考例句:
  • Most students like pop songs.大多数学生喜欢流行歌曲。
  • Math is the most difficult.数学是最难的。
0 college BqrzH     
n.学院;高等专科学校
参考例句:
  • The college drama society is going to put on a play.大学戏剧协会正准备上演一个剧目。
  • I was hot on playing basketball when I was in college.我上大学时热衷于打篮球。
0 different LmJyb     
adj.不同的,有区别的,不一致的
参考例句:
  • We are in different classes.我们在不同的班级。
  • I had a different idea.我有一个不同的主意。
0 always uLSyb     
adv.总是,无例外地;永远,始终
参考例句:
  • The nurse is always full of thought for her patients.这名护士对病人总是关心备至。
  • You are always welcome here.在这儿你永远受欢迎。

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