听美剧学英语:《淘小子看世界》 Pairing Off - 2

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Oh, Duben's out sick again?

Health teacher's sick again? Not a lot of credibility.

Wonder what kind of creepy substitute we got today?

Wow.

That is no substitute. That is the real thing.

Good afternoon class, I'm Miss Kelly and I will be filling in for Mr. Duben for the next few days.

On behalf of the entire class, I'd like to say: stay as long as you like.

Now, right now you seem to be covering...

CPR and I'm today's dummy¹.

No, actually we seem to be up to human reproduction, which I hope we can discuss in a mature fashion.

Oh, stop being so young.

You know, I'm not as young as they are. I've stayed back like 50 times.

Ah, really? How old are you?

24.

Really? What are you doing in a 7th grade classroom?

I'm a cop.

Sit down.

Alright, but I'm watching you.

Alright, who can tell us the name of the organ where the eggs are stored, officer?

Sorry, Miss Kelly, I don't have that stuff. I can name the stuff I have, or at least what I call them.

Any questions? Yes?

How do you get a girl to say "Hi"?


Words:

creepy: Of or producing a sensation of uneasiness or fear, as of things crawling on one's skin 恐怖的