听美剧学英语:《淘小子看世界》 Pairing Off - 7

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What's the matter?
Nothing's the matter.
Yeah, you got your full-length flannel¹ armor on there.
This happens to be very comfortable.
Hum, hum. Oh you're looking positively² Amish.
Alan, tomorrow I have three bus loads of these garden club ladies come into the gallery and some of the paintings are just a little risque.
Risque? What do you mean like flannel off the shoulder kind? What is with this? Is this welded on?
I'm a little stressed, OK?
Well, I'm just the guy to relieve that stress. How's that?
How?
Ouch.
Was that a good ouch?
No, it wasn't you. It was this. Whose earring³ is this?
That's not yours?
No!
Well, I, I, I have no idea! I don't know at all whose earring that is.
Alan, sweetheart, I'm not accusing you.
Why not?
I know you are not having an affair.
Oh, you think I'm safe. You think other women aren't attracted to me.
I haven't said anything.
And boy, are you all so wrong! Just today at the store, this slim little blonde with a low-cut dress, she came up to me and asked me if the bread was fresh.
Alan, sweetheart, I know there are still many women that still are attracted to you.
You don't sound very threatened.
I'm threatened. I know I could lose you at any moment. Hoo.
Oh, stop that! You just found an earring in our bed.
I know. A cheap tacky one, a kind of thing a teenager would wear. Eric!
What about Eric?
The earring! Eric was with the girl alone in this house.
Oh, boy! Ok, sweetheart, I will go have a talk with him.
No, no, no. I would talk to him. I don't wanna have any of that father-son-winking thing going on.
Father-son-winking?
No, I don't wanna see you go, "Son, what you did was wrong," and then "Attaboy?". I don't wanna see that.
You think I'll do that?
I think you'll do that.
Well, I wouldn't do that. Let's just go to show you don't know me at all. Well, we will both just go have a talk with my son? My son!

Words:

risque: If you describe something as risqué, you mean that it is slightly rude because it refers to sex.
weld: To weld one piece of metal to another means to join them by heating the edges and putting them together so that they cool and harden into one piece.
tacky : If you describe something as tacky, you dislike it because it is cheap and badly made or vulgar.
attaboy: Informal. Used to show encouragement or approval to a boy or man.