听美剧学英语:《淘小子看世界》 Notorious - 2

（单词翻译）

Hey, look at this. His name's Feeny. They wrote Weeny. I'm laughing. You're laughing?
Oh, yeah, I was just thinking of laughing. I would have been laughing already but I was too busy listening to you, Harley. I think I'm ready now. Hehe.
Oh guy, who could cook up something like that? Now that's a guy I'd like that hanging with me.
It would be a great addition to our organization.
Oh yeah, he can stand right here.
I'm thinking he could stand right where you are standing¹.
But then where would Joey stand?
Am I going for a ride? (黑手党jargon，当一个人要被取代的时候，他通常会被绑架拉进车子里，然后被痛扁或者拉到偏远的地方弄死)
Excuse me, Harley. Sir, about that guy you wanted to meet?
Did I say you could eavesdrop² on a senior conversation? Did you little seventh-grade years hear something they shouldn't have heard? For your sake, I truly hope not.
Yeah, 'cause Harley's got a whole lot of ears from guys who've done the same thing. Their glasses are crooked³ now 'cause they got no ears.
How much to keep the ears?
A buck⁴.
Thank you.
Shawn, are you farther gone than I ever would have imagined?
No, no, I'm not gone. I've arrived. I am known, I rule this school. My fame here will live forever.
Except nobody knows you did this.
What, well, you think that bothers me?
I know I did it and that's good enough for me.
I wonder who did this. If it was my boyfriend, I would do anything for him.
Oh, it's killing⁵ me.

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Ok, "The Scarlet⁶ Letter", Hester Prynne has a red letter A on her dress. Now everybody knows what the A stands for, right?
Boring?
Hey, everybody, don't laugh at Matthews, OK? He's never seen an A before. Ok, the buzz is all over the Massachusetts colony that Hester has taken the pure out of Puritan. It's scandal. It's gossip. Could have come right out of today's headlines.
Mr. Feeny, good morning.
Actually, Mr. Turner, I've had better. You see, I have been forced on this particular morning to go from room to room asking anyone with information about this little journalistic prank⁷ to come forward. Hum? I will go a lot easier on the perpetrator if he or she or they voluntarily confess. No? Very well, I will now return you to your lecture on... on the letter A. Keep up the good work.

Words and Phrases:

cook up: If someone cooks up a dishonest scheme, they plan it.
eavesdrop : If you eavesdrop on someone, you listen secretly to what they are saying.