打工姐妹花第二季 第214期:牵线木偶跳舞(3)

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See, this is our cupcake shop, and you're blocking the entrance. 你看，这是我们的小蛋糕店，你挡住了我们的门口。

Uh, this is a public space, and I know my rights. Showtime! 这里是公共区域，我知道我有哪些公民权利。表演开始！

I was trying to be nice, but you are the rudest puppeteer¹ I've ever met. 我刚才一直试着对你友善，但你是我见过最没礼貌的操偶师。

And I'm including Shari Lewis, who told my father to shove² it on my fifth birthday! Let's go, Max. 比莎里·刘易斯这个在我五岁生日派对上，叫我老爸吃屎的人还无礼！走吧，麦克斯。

Hey... Doll man. You don't want to mess with us. 喂，娃娃男。惹龙惹凤也别惹我们。

I make one call to the cops³, 我给警察打个电话，

they do a background check, and I'm pretty sure you'd go from "J. Petto" to "J. Petto-Phile." 他们调查一下你的背景，我肯定很快就能查出你恋童癖的事哦。

Miss, I dropped my David Hasselhoff. 小姐，我把"大卫·霍索夫"弄掉地上了。

Well, it's not the first time he's been on the floor. 这也不是他第一次倒在地上了。

Hey, you can't talk to me like that. 不许你这么说我。

I studied puppetry⁴ in Paris at the palais... 我曾经就学于巴黎学习木偶艺术...

Oh, my God, he slipped on David Hasselhoff! Are you okay? 天啊，他踩到"大卫·霍索夫"，滑倒了！你没事吧？

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just a little embarrassed. 没事。我没事，没事啦。觉得有点丢脸而已。

Oh, no, no. I landed on Pierre! Pierre? 惨了，惨了，我压在皮埃尔身上了！皮埃尔？

Here, have a seat. Would either of you like a coffee or a free cupcake? 来，请坐。你要喝杯咖啡还是来个免费小蛋糕吗？

No, I'm just gonna pack up and go. Thank you. 不用，我收拾一下就走，谢谢。

Come back anytime for a free cupcake. But no need to bring your dolls. 随时欢迎回来吃免费小蛋糕。不过娃娃就不必带着了。

They're not dolls! I'm a man! 这不是娃娃好吗，我是个男人！

 

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