《美少女的谎言》第4季第5集 第7期:全新打造

At the risk of sounding rude,

冒昧的问一句

what is it that you actually do?

你到底是做什么的啊

Well, I help applicants¹ put their best foot forward

我帮申请人找到他们最大的优势

and try to get them face-time

同时也努力安排他们

with people who can champion them.

与支持他们的人会面

Right.

没错

But honestly, most of my work is emotional².

老实说 我大部分工作都是情感方面的

People get crazed through this process,

人们在申请过程中变得疯狂

they need someone to help them over the hot coals.

他们需要有人帮他们渡过难关

Yeah, I get that.

我明白

I was ready to swim my way into Stanford

在我肩膀受伤之前

before my shoulder got busted³.

我本打算靠游泳奖学金进入斯坦福

So, now I don't know what to do.

现在我不知道该怎么办

Well, if I were your advisor⁴,

我要是你的顾问

I'd figure out a way to re-brand you.

会想出一个新的方案重塑你

How did you get into all this?

你怎么会干这一行

I mean, you look like you just graduated yourself.

你自己看起来都像个刚毕业的

It's a family business,

这是家族事业

so I trained early.

所以我很早就接受训练了

But thanks for noticing

不过谢谢你提示

that I'm not collecting social security⁵ yet.

我还没领取社会保障金

Every time I walk through a high school door

每次我穿着便装打着领带

with a blazer and tie,

走过高中门口

I feel like I might as well be Grandpa Munster.

就觉得自己跟明斯特爷爷一样

Look, if you want...

你要是想

I could go through some of these schools with you.

我能和你一起审查几所学校

At least until Spencer shows up.

至少在斯宾塞出现前

Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.

好啊 那真是太好了