看老友记学英语 不太糟,幸好我喜欢蓝色

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Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit¹ card people.

对，她在，等等。Monana，你的电话，信用卡公司打来的。

Monica: Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.

是吗？天哪。谢谢。

Rachel: What?

怎么了？

Monica: They've arrested Monica.

他们已逮到Monica。

Monica: Hi.

你好。

Fake² Monica: Hey.

你好。

Monica: How are you?

你好吗？

Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. Howhow did you know I was here?

不太糟，幸好我喜欢蓝色，你怎会知道我在这儿？

Monica: Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.

因为我是Monica Geller，你用的是我的信用卡。

Fake Monica: That I was not expecting.

真是没想到。

Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.

我想让你知道，去报案的人不是我。

Fake Monica: Oh. Thanks.

谢谢你。

Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!

不，我要谢谢你！你带给我太多了。如果不是你，我就不可能在冬园剧场唱“回忆”。

Fake Monica: Well, actually, you only got to sing "Memo³".

老实说你只开口唱了“回”而已。

Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy⁴ parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?

我不敢相信你会在这儿。失去你我该怎么办？谁会和我去大使馆宴会，谁带我去大苹果马戏团？

Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of twentyfive other women, and you're worried about who's gonna take you to the Big Apple Circus?

Monica，我在一堆女人面前尿尿展开一天的生活。你却担心没人带你去看马戏？

Monica: Well, not... worried, just... wondering.

不是担心，只是怀疑。

Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.

没什么好怀疑的，Monica。你继续做你自己，因为那才是真正的你。

Monica: Not necessarily⁵.

那没必要呀。

Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I don’t know what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.

那很必要。我不知道是为什么，或许和你是Amish有关。

Monica: Um, I'm not actually Amish.

事实上我不是Amish。

Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?

真的？为何你那么怪？

Teacher: You by the door in or out?

门旁的那个，加不加入？

Monica: In.

加人。

Teacher: You in the back, you're getting it all wrong!

后面的，你完全跳错了。

Monica: Yeah, but at least I'm doing it!

至少我在跳。