看老友记学英语 我就不做出这种疯狂事

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Joey: It was amazing! And not just for her... uhuh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened¹, you know? It's like... I was able to appreciate it onanother level.

这简直是太神奇了，而且不只是对她，对我也一样，我就好像突然失明。但其他的感官却更加的敏感，好像我达到更高的境界。

Chandler: I didn't know you had another level.

我不知道你还有更高的境界。

Joey: I know! Neither did I!

我懂，我自己也不知道！

Chandler: Is something going on with the O.J.?

现在O.J.有活动吗？

Monica: Hey, great skirt Birthday present?

漂亮的裙子，生日礼物？

Rachel: Yeah.

是的。

Monica: Oh, from who?

谁送的？

Rachel: From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.

你送的，我把你送的衬衫改成的。

Monica: Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27B?

真聪明，Ross的飞机不是再过几小时就要抵达了？27B出口？

Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, you know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided² this—this whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.

好的，Monica，我一直在想，我虽决定和Ross在一起，但这样或许不好。

Monica: Oh, why?

为什么？

Rachel: Because, I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him. I would be going out with all of you. Oh, and there would just be all this pressure, and I don't wanna...

因为我感觉我不只是和他出去，而是和你们大家一起出去。因为压力，我不想……

Monica: No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!

不，不，不，没有压力，没有压力！

Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...

Monica，八字都还没一撇，你就……

Monica: I am not 'so'! OK, I was a teensy bit weird³ at first, but... I'll be good. I promise.

我没有，开始我也觉得有点奇怪，但我没事的，我保证。

Rachel: Who is it?

谁啊？

Intercom: It's me, Carl.

是我，Carl。

Rachel: Come on up.

上来！

Monica: Behind my brother's back? ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.

背着我哥？我就不做出这种疯狂事。

Joey: Seven hundred bucks⁴!

700块！

Chandler: Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?

好样的，你办到了！我们有水果可以吃吗？

Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? You know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.

折腾了两星期，但我感觉自己学到了一些东西。

Chandler: Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?

真的？这么说你将继续“牺牲自己成全她人”？

Joey: What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this?

你疯了不成，瞎子重见光明后会这样走路吗？