看老友记学英语 我不能为了得到角色跟人家上床

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CHAN: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part, or... uh, Italy called and said it was hungry.

我猜你没有得到那个角色…或是意大利来电说它饿了。

JOEY: Well, the part's mine if I want it.

不，我要的话那角色就是我的。

CHAN: Oh my God¹!

老天啊。

JOEY: Yeah, if I'm willing² to sleep with the casting³ lady.

对呀，只要我愿意跟选角小姐上床的话。

CHAN: Oh my... God?

老天啊?

JOEY: Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Days of Our Lives. That's actually on television.

我等了十年才等到这个机会，钱德。我是说”我们的日子”那真的会在电视上播出。

CHAN: So, what're you gonna do?

那你要怎么做?

JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?

我可以跟她上床…但我怎么能够那么做呢?

CHAN: Well, I... I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know.

我有一本教我关于性的一切的立体书。

JOEY: I've never slept with someone for a part.

我从没有为了角色跟人家上床过。

CHAN: Well is she...

那么她是…

JOEY: Sorry.

抱歉。

CHAN: It's alright. Is she good-looking?

她长得好看吗?

JOEY: Yeah, she's totally⁴ good looking. I mean, if I met her in a bar⁵, or something, I'd be buying her breakfast. You know, after having slept with her.

好看，她长得非常的好看若我在酒吧认识她的话……我一定会请她吃早餐。你知道，我是说跟她上床之后。

CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job andyou get to have sex⁶. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.

乔伊，或许这没什么大不了的。依我看你不但得到一份好工作还可以跟她上床，也许再加上一棵树跟胖子就像圣诞树了。

JOEY: I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, y'know? I mean, let's say I do make it, alright? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of.. y'know, the Little General.

我只是不希望那样得到这份工作，就说有一天万一我成名好了，我会怀疑那到底是因为我的才华，还是因为我的…你知道，我的小将军。