看老友记学英语 乔伊的牛奶广告引得众人哄笑

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Welcome everybody, welcome to Amazing Discoveries!

欢迎各位收看“伟大的发明”。

Oh, oh! It's on again!

又播出了。

You guys, can we please not watch this all right.

我们能不能别看了啊？

Shhhh!

嘘……

Folks¹, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk,

你是否遇过这种情形？你正打算倒一杯牛奶，

and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.

来回摆弄，但却搞不开盖子？

Oh, you said it Mike. Aw! There's got to be a better way!

天啊，你说对了，Mike一定有个好办法。

And there is Kevin.

的确有，Kevin。

Can we please turn this off?

可不可以别看了？

Noo way, Kevin.

不行，Kevin。

There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.

如果我告诉你有个新产品能保证…你再也不用费力打开牛奶纸盒呢？看看2000年的牛奶大师。

Are you intrigued²?

挑起你的兴趣了吧。

You're flingin'-flangin' right I am.

你把我的心弄地痒痒的！

Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do.

记住，这是他第一次使用，你就知道这个用起来有多容易了。

Go ahead. This works³ with any milk carton.

开始。任何牛奶纸盒都适用。

Wow, it is easy. Now, I can have milk everyday.

真简单!这样我就可以每天喝牛奶了。