看老友记学英语 床垫大王用离婚来促销

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Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.

你们小时候扮家家酒，都扮成什么?我都当爸爸

Monica: I was always Joanne.

我都当妈妈

Joey: Question. Was ah, 'Egg the Gellers!' the war cry of your neighbourhood?

请问“蛋洗盖勒家”是你们社区的团结口号吗?

Phoebe: Ewww! Oh! It's the Mattress¹ King!

“床垫大王特价实施中”，是床垫大王

Joey: Booo!!

Chandler: Don't look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!

赶快转台，赶快转台

Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.

等一下，我想看。等我跟他离了婚，有一半的王国将属于我

Matress King: Despair fills the mattress showroom. My kingdom is suddenly without a queen. I'm so depressed² I'm going to slash³... my prices!! Check it out! Four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set! I'm going medieval on prices!

床垫卖场愁云惨怖，我的王国突然失去皇后。我是如此沮丧，我决定将价格砍到最低。各位请看，大型床垫只要599，有枕垫的中型床垫只要499，我的价格非常中古

Chandler: What a wank!

那个小人

Janice: Oh, I cannot believe he's using our divorce to sell mattresses⁴.

他居然拿我们的离婚来促销

Monica: I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves.

有枕垫的床垫只要499谁管你离不离婚?那些床垫自己都能卖

(they all stare at her) And I'm appalled⁵ for you by the way.

还有，我很为你生气

Matress King: (on TV) I'm close. I'm cheap. I'm the king.

卖场最近，价格最低！我是床垫之王