看老友记学英语 今天这儿真是血腥

（单词翻译）

Look Benny, spoon. Spoon. Come on! All right, y'know what I think he's bored.

小班，你看，汤匙，汤匙！我看他觉得很无聊。

Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. We're gonna do something fun. Okay. Weee!! Weee!!

来，要不要玩坐飞机?要不要玩给瑞秋看? 过来，你想玩好玩的?好。

Who's so brave, you're so brave, yes you are, you're so brave.

你最勇敢了，最最勇敢了

Okay. Okay honey, he's fine, he's fine, let's just put him down. Come here, Ben. See that's a good boy. How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!

没事了，他没事，把他放下，宝贝，过来，你好乖。你怎么可以撞到他?罗斯很信任我，他会怎么说?

He's not gonna say anything, because we're not gonna tell him.

不会的，我们不会告诉他

We're not?!No we're not.

不会吗？不会

All right, I like that.

这样好

Okay.So we're okay, we're okay, we're okay, aren't we? No, we're not okay, we're not okay, there's a bump¹, there's a bump.

你没事，你没事对吧?不，你有事，这里肿起来了，肿起来了。

Oh my God! Well push it in! Push it in!

天哪，把它压下去。

I cannot push it in!

我不能把它压下去！

Okay, we're gonna need a distraction².

好，我们得分散注意力。

Okay, okay, okay.

好

I got it!

我知道了

Okay.The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, rweee!!

罗斯一走进来，你就拉他进房间使出浑身解数让他快活。

Or. We could put a hat on his head.

或者……我们也可以帮他戴帽子

A hat! Yes! We need a hat. We need a hat.

帽子!没错，我们需要帽子。

Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?

要去哪里找小帽子?

Oh, oh, oh, I'll get 'Rainy Day Bear'!!

我去拿雨天小熊

Because he'll know what to do? Oh my God, you're a genius!

因为他有办法?天哪，你真是天才

Oh God, oh God, it's sowed³ on though.

好像缝死了

Give it. Give it. Okay.

拿来……好

Oh!!Oh, it's just like a bloodbath in here today.

今天这里真是血腥啊！