看老友记学英语 寡人有疾

（单词翻译）

Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.

要是我们的鸡鸭生小宝宝不是很酷?可以叫它查克

Or... Dick.

或狄克(老二的双关语)

Listen, I-I need a favor. Umm, I was in the shower, and as I was cleansing¹ myself, I ah, I-I, well I felt something.

我要请你们帮忙，我刚才洗澡，正在…洗身体时，发现一件事

Was it like a sneeze only better?

很像打喷嚏，但是感觉更爽?

No, no, I mean, I mean a thing on my body.

不是，是我身上长了东西

What was it?

什么东西?

Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out.

不晓得，它长在我不能…我看不到，我想麻烦你们帮我看一下

Come on you guys, it's no big deal!

拜托，又没什么

Well what is it? Is it a mole²?

是什么?是痣吗?

No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.

不是，太皱了，不是痣

Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple³?

那是痘子吗?

No, it's... fancier than a pimple. Look Ross, why don't you just go see a...

不是，它比青春痘高级，为什么你不去看医…

Hey guys! What's...

你们在干……

Okay, well, it's definite, two more weeks of winter.

确定了，冬天还有两星期

Yeah, right.